Man, this one burst outta the gate so quick that I barely had time to take a good slug outta my bottle of seltzer (feel free to insert jug o’ wine or shot of Jack if it makes you feel more commiserating) before there was a big fat hispanic ass jamming up my screen, vibrating happily with some sorta electronic gizmo buzzing away deep inside it. “Anal Trainer” might be the most single-minded anal flick I’ve ever seen, Jack- these fillies coulda just left their pussies at home, cuz they’re all but ignored here. You know what that means, ass man? That's right, Hard-on City, here we cum!

There’s absolutely no nonsense going on with this one- you get a good long look at the backseat of whichever tramp is up next, then it’s off to power toolsville to loosen her up. After some tinkering and oiling, kaboom! Asses jammed tight with extra large stunt dick. Most of the girls on this one rate seriously high in both the nasty and superhot scales, but the truly crotch throbbing ebony sinner Courtney is a highlight. Goddamn, man, the legs, the hips, the spread-eagle missionary anal plunging, and her stuttering sex talk (“oh you’re gonna…oh, it’s so…yeah, yeah…I’m gonna…Ooooooo!”) all add up to one mesmerizing assfuck session. Out of all the ass on display, tho, I think the most wondrous of 'em belongs to cover girl Kaylynn. It looks like a giant peach, and if you’ve got yr hand on yer dick during the scene’s opening teaser footage, where she simply sits backwards on a chair and grins as you soak that enormous dumper in, well then it’s gonna be an early night, bro, cuz yr gonna make a mess of things.

. Lessee, non stop anal pounding and some truly gorgeous creatures. Obviously, this one’s a winner. Also contains the following line: “I’m not sure whether to be turned on, or to start crying, from all that screaming you’re doing.” I was thinking the same thing, man. Although I was pretty much gonna opt for 'turned on' no matter what.