Jailbait goes legal – so let’s have a party! Director Charlie Manson celebrates the legal coming of age of five Sweet Young Things by buying each of them a delicious cake and showering them with well wishes. After blowing out their big “18” candle, Charlie asks what they wished for, and wouldn’t you know it? They all wanted cock! So they get it. Who says that only kids get magical birthdays?

Ava Rose is the cover girl and, we assume, the star of Just Turned 18 #4 – she’s cute and definitely takes a dick like a champ,  but she looks a lot better on the heavily retouched cover art than in the movie itself, where she frankly looks a little underfed and post-operative, and well, a little pale around the edges. Real young girls fans will find Amanda West a lot more drool-worthy – she looks only a heartbeat away from being 17, and if she’s not the most explosive sexual performer, the whole corruption of innocence vibe is heavy in her scene. Jeanie Marie, who looked terrifically trampy in 8 Simple Rules for Banging My Teenage Daughter, has a blowsy thing going on here that isn’t particularly appealing, and Allison Pierce bears too close of a resemblance to a field hockey player to do anything for my cock. Sorry, sister. My pick to click for Just Turned 18 #4 is Celena Cross, a cute and thoroughly natural seeming Latina who exudes a sense of Buddha-like calm, even in the face of taking on Lee Stone’s terrifying and crooked Frankencock. She’s got a cute, natural body and a sweet face which registers a relaxed bemusement at all times – either all the emotions have been burned out of Celena by years of horrendous experiences, or she’s the coolest cucumber in the porn patch.