Un-natural? “The Pig Fucking Movie” was un-natural, man. This is just an all-star parade of anal antics, over 3 hours of the stuff. As neither of us have three hours to spare right now, lemme just hit you with a few of the many,many highlights on this massive fuck-o-rama, and you can break out the checkbook soon as I’m done.

Covergirl Malaysia looks like a jungle cat, and fucks exactly that way. There’s only two guys banging her, but it night as well be ten, cuz it’s just a blur of ass and teeth and flying cum. Intense. Teen gone bad Brianna Blaze does a supertight (it’d have to be, really) double-vaginal scene. Dazed, mouthy German chick Shayna Night has her first ever scene here, a crazed DP that she is completely unprepared for. Lotsa hair pulling, too. Welcome to America, sister. Huge titted Brazilian Mell talks about fucking her own brother. Anal, even. Her cousin joined in, too. Then she talks about how her fuck-buddy brother beat her after he found out she was fucking her step-father, too. I’m pretty sure Mell fucks somebody here, too- perhaps a family member, I dunno- but quite frankly, I was too dazed to deal with this crazy broad anymore. Mell, I will admit, is pretty fuckin’ un-natural. Euro-trashy Victoria Sinister looks so much like Ariana Jollee that they mighta been cracked outta the same egg, and that’s pretty much all you need to know about this ‘un. Her broken English is a nightmare, but she shuts up pretty quick. Her mouth is busy with other things, ya know. Teutonic titan Katja Kassin has the biggest, mightiest ass on the entire planet. I am pretty sure it could save the world, if she could figure out how to harness it’s formidable powers. For now, she allows it to get plundered by an oversized cock, which is more than enough, really. Did I mention crazed Brit plumper Alicia Rhodes? Well then, I pretty much covered it all for ya. I’m actually gonna pretend that the first scene, with freaked-out razorblade queen Tracy Trixxx, didn’t really happen, cuz I’m in a good mood. Besides that bit o’ nastiness, this one is pure ass-pumping adrenaline through and through. Recommended? Hell, I’m practically demanding that you get one. Kudos to Diabolic- file this one under Super Sex.