ASSPLOITATIONS 6
Starring Ariana Jollee, Dana Vespoli, Tory Lane, Melissa Lauren, Sandra Romain
Mayhem

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Ariana Jollee’s considerable appeal goes beyond the tomboy-gone-bad looks and her outrageous sexual stunts. The fact is, Ariana is not a porn star, she is a career criminal who just stumbled onto a racket that keeps her out of jail. Were it not for porn, I have no doubt she’d be cutting dudes down on Avenue A or cat burgling uptown. Ariana is always looking for her edge in every situation, and when you put her against another woman, forget it. She eats ‘em alive, every time. Giving her the reins and letting her direct is just asking for trouble, really, because you can just tell, she wants the bitches hurt. And that’s what makes Assploitations 6 rock with such ferocity – these asses are tortured and abused because the evil director wants her talent hobbling home with half a roll of toilet paper sopping up the blood in their cracks.

Actually, she’s pretty good to Sandra Romain, eating deeply from her perfect brown hole, but than she lets two dudes with light sabers (!) loose on her. They jam the fluorescent tubes exactly where you think, before switching to their usual equipment. It’s heavy, Jack. Melissa Lauren’s in the mix, of course. I forget if she does double-anal this time around, but, you know, she almost always does. Also on deck is the newly skeletal Dana Vespoli, who once had one of the juiciest, roundest asses in the biz. I think she sold it for crank, though, because it’s missing here. But no worries, because the centerpiece of this whole savage affair is a group-grope with Ariana and the breathtaking Tory Lane, a truly amazing looking girl with a perfect ass and one of the most nails-on-chalkboard annoying personalities in all of pornography. There is no one else I’d like to see get her ass all torn up than her. Lucky me, then.

I’m surprised this one doesn’t have any blood and bruises. Maybe in part 7. At any rate, this is totally hardcore ass torture from the evil queen of porn. Awesome. ____________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder