CUM COLADA
Starring Maria, bunch of other German chicks

Directed by John Thompson

GGG

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Wow. You know, everything you think the Germans are up to is true. They really are fucking depraved. This relentless cumbath flick is so over the top it hardly seems the work of humans, and you really get the feeling they could’ve swapped themes to something even sicker – goats, maybe, or puke, or worse – and Maria and her girls would’ve been pretty OK about it.

But they are not drinking puke here, they are drinking semen. Many gallons of it. Here’s how this one pans out: Maria, a tiny-titted, pretty (if not a little mannish) German girl in a school girl outfit opens the proceedings by blowing two skinny guys in Lone Ranger masks. Then they both fuck her. She seems to laugh a lot while this is happening. Los Lone Rangers pop off in a glass and she plays with the gunk for ten minutes, sucking it through a tube and spitting it back in the glass. Things start going pretty crazy after that, as the action swing to two other girls – one with a shaved head, dressed in a fishnet body suit, the other one sorta witchy, in a green dress – getting fucked by four guys wearing bandanas and mirrorshades. Then another girl  - a Linnea Quigley looking cutie in garish green eye make-up – shows up to hold baldy’s head as a succession of banditos cum in her mouth. Then Maria lezzes it up with a busty chick in pigtails, and then the whole thing climaxes in a disturbing semen slurping orgy. The whole thing has sense of total unreality to it, and makes you go “What the FUCK?” every five minutes. Which I totally respect. I am not sure about the strokability of this one, but I can almost guarantee that you haven’t seen anything like it. Fuckin’ Germans, man.
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-Sleazegrinder