Squirting is officially the new anal. I’ll let you soak that one in. No pun intended. What’s funny is that is used to be some kind of specialty, but now apparently every chick can do it, probably even your girlfriend. Is this some sort of slutty evolution at work? Dunno, but here’s a bunch of dumb teenagers who can make stuff shoot out of their pussies. We got this new girl, Chloe. Pretty face, no tits at all. Pancakes. She has a decent vadge slam, sprays everywhere. Two old salts are on deck – crazy girl Kat, with her face full of braces and bottomless ass, and glammy blonde Courtney Simpson, who takes on two cocks at once, with relative ease. The other two squirters on deck are Aubrey Adams, a cute blonde with a great ass who gets her pussy pounded halfway to gone and has to slurp the mess left over right off the floor, and lanky Jenna Prestly, who looks about twentyseventeen to me, but what the hell, I’m not the guy checking their ID’s. Not a bad introduction to the latest crop of doomed mall brats, but honestly, squirting? I don’t even like having to sleep on the wet spot, never mind a whole soaked bed.