Redlight District
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Redlight finally dives headfirst into the lucrative MILF market, and I am all for it. Of course, at 37, it’s not all that COOL for me to be a MILF hunter, in fact it’s pretty reasonable, but believe me, I was a big fan of Over 40 magazine way before it was hip to wanna fuck women twice your age. But enough about me, what about these mature fucktresses? Well...they are definitely not faking their ages, that’s for sure. And that’s the sobering thing about this one. It’s really pretty hard to be hot at 50, as Robin Pachinko’s scene will attest to. She’s got tired eyes and leathery neck skin, and looks like she’d rather be taking a nap. She’s a granny, not a MILF, but at least she sucks n’ fucks like a trooper. The sex, by the way, is POV style, and I have to give it to director David Luger, he was pretty nice and appreciative to the women, murmuring words of encouragement whenever they get a brief flash of panic in their eyes. And they get them a lot. The hottest lady on deck is smoky Vanessa Vidal, who has a great, curvy body and real willingness to please. She also has crazy fucking eyes that will haunt you for days afterwards, and a running monologue of childish sex talk that makes her sound a lot older than her 43 years. Jerrika Michaels gives off a biker-mama vibe, which is swell, Alexi has nice balloon tits that detract, quite nicely, from her weathered face, and Jillian Foxxx, well…49 is very close to 50. And that’s how this one goes. While I applaud Redlight for authenticity, I now realize that Over 40 Magazine mostly shot women in their 30’s and just SAID they were 40. I like that better. This’ll work if you’re a serious MILF-man, though.