What the fuck does the title of this one mean, anyway? Is this some sorta
anal sex reference that I don’t get? Where’s the goddamn manual, so I can
look this up?* Anyway, fuck the title,
because this is a nice n’ sleazy, anal-centric gonzo flick that doesn’t
resort to any beat-up-the-chicks hijinks, but remains resolutely hardcore
anyway. It opens with rarely-seen tattooed maneater Lexi Bardot who looks
sorta lezzy but who fucks like she means it, especially when she’s got
something in her ass. Cassie Courtland and the sexy August have a little
girl-girl tryst that’s sorta pose-y but hot, and then some cock shows up
in the room and they share it. I didn’t notice any anal action, which is
odd, seeing as it’s an anal flick. But before you get too disappointed,
because super-hot big titted blonde Ana Nova has a spectacular ass-bang
next. I don’t think Persia puts anything in her ass either, but she’s very
good looking, so she gets a pass. Asian thunderbunny Tia Long finishes the
proceedings off with a bang, taking on two dudes, giving double-handjobs,
getting ass-slammed into the dirt, ass to mouth action galore, the works.
So, Tia wins whatever sick game we’re playing here.
– Sleazegrinder
*Why, it's right here, Mr. I-don't-get-masturbation
references. - Sleaze's computer.
Urban Dictionary: Jackin in the Beanstalk