Redlight District
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Oh boy, they really reached into the bottom of the sack for the title of this one, didn’t they? S.M.H.P.O. (I was kinda hoping it would spell out something weird) is pretty standard Redlight rough-sex, livened up by some fresh new faces. Welcome Euro glamour-puss Sue Diamond back into the fray – s’been awhile since she was in the superhardcore trenches – she looks great, and gets fucked pretty hard here. Then the dude cums in her shoe and makes her slurp it up. Hey, it’s a living. Cute, bubbly teen Mysti May takes on two cocks. She laughs a lot, too. Must be the drugs. Addison Rose is a stringy haired, pug-nosed brat who looks like Juliette Lewis. She has a decent, if uneventful vadge-slam, and then has to holde her mouth open with the heels of her shoes so Mr. Stunt Dick can shoot his load in it. Then he drags her downstairs by her hair and dunks her head in the toilet. That part is pretty fucking eventful. Gwen Diamond is moon-faced and chatty, and she doesn’t mind sucking on a guy’s toes or whatever else gets shoved into her face. Michelle Maylene is skinny and dark (probably Latina) and squirms around a lot when she fucks, which is hot. Python sex.

Oh, I should mention that they employ the ol’ “We’re just driving around aimlessly, picking up random chicks” gag in this one. And the picture looks like the rounded camera lens, too, which was weird. Not as weird as shoving a chick’s head in a toilet, though.