I realize that it's more than a little retarded to say that the concept of sluts in cages is not explored to its fullest potential in Caged Sluts, since those that are primarily interested in seeing sluts in cages are the severest of sex beasts, serial killers, or those that think that Bloodsucking Freaks is a really, really funny movie. But I'm not here to judge, and I know that some of you may fall into any (or all) of those categories, and I think it's only fair, from a consumer advocate standpoint, to let you know that the cages and ball gags and restraints on display in Caged Sluts are really just for show - kind of a prop or gimmick, like the sailor suits in Navy Girls Love Semen or the array of orifice-probing vegetables in Salad Eating Sluts. None of the sluts in the cages seem particularly broken up about being in captivity (which, for those who enjoy bondage and discipline, is a big part of the fantasy) - if anything, it appears to make them hornier and all the more pleased that guys like Kurt Lockwood periodically check on them so that they can suck their cocks. And the ladies don't stay in the cages for very long - yeah, Kurt bangs Eva Angelina's glorious golden delicious apple ass through the bars of her king-sized birdcage, but once both realize that it's a difficult position (and iron bars kinda hurt), Eva's out and into Kurt's living room for a less confined shellacking.

So I guess it's better to focus on more positive things, like Eva's jaw-dropping backside, which gets worked over but good by Mr. Lockwood, and the carnivorous look on Crissy Cums' face as soon as she's let out of her plexiglass display case and onto the crotch of her white-coated captor. Mika Tan, Trina Michaels (who gets both a ball gag and a pussy-stretching dildo) and Kelly Tyler are the other Sluts behind bars, and all work themselves into a ferocious lather to show their captors just how much they like their new living situation (Kurt L. has both Eva and Kelly in cages, so he's clearly more than just an enthusiast). While not the House of Freaks fantasy that its title proclaims, Caged Sluts definitely delivers the dirty goods for slut fans everywhere. And by slut fans, of course, I mean you.