Directed by Bobby Manilla

Colossal Entertainment
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Unlike its sister production Caged Sluts, Colossal's Spank Me I'm a Bad Girl actually does feature a great deal of spanking, which should please hands-all-over perverts to no end. Granted, it's not wall-to-wall spanking - the slap and tickle is really just a prelude to straight-ahead fucking - but most of the asses featured in the film are left several shades redder than the average porn backside. It helps that some of these asses are nice and meaty - all the better for spanking, you see - especially fleshy Asian gal Avena Lee, who gets paddled while blindfolded by Kurt “Hardest Working Dick in Porn” Lockwood, and king-sized glamazon tramp Brooke Haven, who, despite towering over her UK-accented partner, gets her fanny tanned but good with a riding crop before being pounded senseless. Bottle redhead Candi's ass is warmed to a cheery glow, which is quite an eyeful against her milky while flesh, and skinny Minnie Alicia Alighatti gets an all-over workout from Tommy Gunn, who applies his crop to no only her ass but her sweet puffy pussy. Lovely stuff. The only bummer scene features pickle-pussed Alektra Bleu, who can't even bother to fake seeming horny during the introduction to her scene, and seems bored to tears while being rammed from behind. Honey, if you're not into it, how do you think I feel? That aside, Spank Me I'm a Bad Girl is solid smut, and definitely not worth a cutesy “it'll get YOU spanking in no time” pun as the wrap-up to this review. Sorry, I'm not going there.

– The Ultimate Degenerate
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