There is no way for me to determine whether or not the actresses in Bitches in Heat #3 are actually in a state of estrus, but judging from the completely fucking out to lunch way they act in this movie, I’d say it’s a pretty good bet. MILF-y Julie Night just comes out and says it – “I’m a bitch, and I’m in heat” – but you should never trust anything that anyone says in a porn movie, and besides, not two minutes after she utters that line, she’s got her whole fist in her mouth and she’s making herself gag in order to take Kurt Lockwood’s jelly roll down her throat. She takes it in her ass too, and then back into that bottomless throat about fifteen hundred times, so clearly, she’s nuts. Tiffany Taylor says she’s really horny and “has no idea why” – that comes across as a little unstable, I think. Minutes later, she’s got a throbbing boner all up in her lovely Persian-esque face, so clearly, she had an idea why she was horny, but just lied to us. Naughty girl.

Missy Monroe is in this one too, and we already know that she’s a dangerous lunatic because she’s got her own NAME tattooed on her ass, just so anyone who fucks those sweet, creamy scoop of vanilla flesh is never gonna forget it. That’s intense, and a little scary too, which is (I think) the reason why I love Missy Monroe. She wears a bikini that appears to be made entirely from those little candy necklaces, which under the hot lights of a porn studio, must’ve turned into a sticky, multi-colored mess. Anyone else probably might’ve been grossed out by the idea, but not our Missy. Nope, she’s sweating up a storm and squealing and rolling her eyes like the Devil himself has got his steaming red cock in her snatch, and she even gags herself silly and goes in for a bit of choking and anal. That, friends, is straight-outta-the-sanitarium-style sex. If you’re not ready for it, don’t rent Bitches in Heat #3. You’re gonna hurt yourself, and then come complaining to me. And I don’t wanna hear it.

But if you ARE ready for it, then eat a good meal, motherfucker, and get some rest before watching. Oh, and you might want to get some kind of asbestos for your dick. These bitches are in HEAT, see?