A bevy of mammoth be-jugged starlets and lunatic slut monkeys make this retarded attempt to cash in on the current popularity of Texas hold-em poker a sure-fire crotch pleaser. The premise has Kurt Lockwood, Tommy Gunn, and a fistful of other deadeye porn dicks squaring off against some juicy ladies in a game of poker, but the stakes are high – if they win their hand, they get to fuck the girls, and preferably, in the ass. Of course, all of the guys win, but the girls are good sports and gladly give up their dirt tracks in the name of fair play. First up is monster-knockered Tory Lane, who gets planted against a wall and pawed like she’s smuggling heroin in her tits by Kurt; the action moves to the couch, where Tory takes it in the ass like a champ. Eva Angelina and her cute little glasses submit to Tommy Gunn’s cockasaurus next, and even though there’s no anal action from Ms. A, she still delivers a smoldering scene and seals the deal with a full-on facial. Dee-lish. Sara Stone and her gravity-defying naturals are next to fall prey to Lockwood’s poker skills, and she offers up a nice strip tease before wearing the felt off Kurt’s couch (though no anal) and taking a gigantic pop shot right in the eye. The back-to-back combination of Eva’s surgically perfected tits and Sara’s proof-that-there-is-a-God chest might be more than most boob men can withstand, so make sure to drink lots of water and use the pause button if you find that you’re breathing shallow.

Last up are Euro workhorses Katja Kassin and Sandra Romain, who make up for the drop-off in anal action by taking both of their respective partners down that path; Ms. Kassin looks a little worn out here (thought you’d look pretty haggard too if you had as many dicks in your ass as she has every week), but she definitely rises to the occasion and wraps her lean and lethal body around Justin Magnum’s roothog like she’s drawing oxygen from it. Sandra Romain also looks a bit beaten down (hey, American porn producers, give these Euro girls a break!), but this MILF-y Slav tears it up in her scene and delivers a textbook assfuck. Terrific stuff – not a stinker in the bunch.

The bonus scene is the usual behind-the-scenes shit in which we watch the actresses do still photography and get changed into their outfits; Sara gets groped briefly, but the whole bit isn’t really worth your time or your dick.