I guess for all intents and purposes, the Virtual Sex Simulator DVD has replaced the blow-up doll as the toy of choice for those who need as much reality in their masturbatory activities as possible. It’s certainly easier in the storage department – no need to wait around while the DVD deflates – and clean-up is, for the most part, a moot issue. The problem with simulation DVDs like Virtual Daisy and the My Plaything and Virtual Sex With… series and others like it is that you’ve gotta be pretty fucking nimble with your DVD remote to enjoy the full experience. And if you’re in the heat of the moment, so to speak, and seeing Daisy or Jenna or Devon or whomever pretending to suck your cock from a side angle instead of a direct-on POV is what’s gonna finish you off, you’ve gotta remember to hit your angle button on your remote to access that particular angle, and while I won’t pretend to speak for you, that’s a lot for me to remember when I’m otherwise preoccupied. Maybe it’s not for younger guys who’ve grown up with Nintendo, but me, it’s way too many buttons.

Anyway, Virtual Daisy, from Acid Digital, doesn’t make life any easier for the dudes who want the interactive POV experience; there’s still a lot of button pushing and the like to enjoy the experience of the DVD’s  lithe and feral-faced star pretending to give you head or take you doggystyle. The menu of options is standard: you can enjoy Tease, which has Daisy strip for you; Foreplay, in which she masturbates and gives head, and then finally Sex, in which you can enjoy any of three positions (missionary, cowgirl and doggy). You also get “Good Girl” and “Bad Girl” options, which determine her mood during sex; since you’re reading this on Sleazegrinder.com, I’m gonna assume that you’re not even going to bother with “Good Girl” and go straight for the latter, which makes Daisy swear, spit, and pant like she’s having sunstroke as she gets rammed. And you can make your virtual on-screen doppelganger blow his load at any time, should you be in the mood for that. Perhaps the only substantial wrinkle comes during the Blowjob section of the Foreplay option, in which you can request that co-star Mya Luanna drop in and help out Daisy. That’s an interesting touch, I suppose. If interactive simulators are your Saturday night thing, then Virtual Daisy’s gonna make you one happy motherfucker; if not, it’s not going to turn you over to the interactive side of porn.

Extras include behind-the-scenes footage, which features Daisy muttering inaudibly at the camera, and picking out “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on a piano; there’s also a girl-girl scene with Daisy and Mya for a little variety. The cover packaging wants me to remind you that Virtual Daisy is game console compatible, which seems only right, since any dude who’s comfortable pressing buttons for enjoyment is gonna be very pleased with this title.