When Colossal Entertainment contract players go to sleep, they don’t dream about the good old days when every Wednesday meant a trip to see Sharon Mitchell or the last dick they’ll have to suck in order to pay for their new condo. Rather, they dream about guys sneaking into their homes and fucking the living shit out of them. To each their own, I guess.

Euro MILF Ana Nova enjoys a simple repast of fruit (and a quick poke in her vadge and ass with a plastic fork) before traipsing off to Dreamland, where she envisions Rob Halford look-alike Chris Charming creeping around her house before he chokes her within an inch of her life while plumbing her depths with his big British cock. Meanwhile, Missy Monroe conks out while reading a magazine and conjures a fantasy scenario in which Sascha screws her with such piledriver force that she literally cannot stop gushing girl juice from her twat. By now I’ve grown accustomed to Missy doing the bottom feeder routine, but her Old Faithful routine, combined with Paulo and Colossal’s peculiar penchant for having actresses lick the camera lens, grossed my shit out. Sorry, but facts are facts.

Meanwhile, titty monster Layla Jade astral projects (or something) and wanders into her own living room, where Chris Charming (not at all tired from fucking Ana Nova) waits to plunge her ass and set her gigantic front porch to rumbling. Asian flava Layla Jade takes a snooze in the sun and wonders just what would happen if Kurt Lockwood broke into her house and fucked her blind on a sunchair (answer: he would cum all over her tight tanned tummy). And lastly, feathery blonde Domenica Leone saws some wood after a nice, luxurious bath, stretches out on her bed, and… well, you know what happens at this point.

I don’t know if it makes much of a difference to say that Paulo kinda missed the boat by taking on a “subconscious gone amuck” storyline for his film and then doing little more to suggest it than smearing Vaseline (or that slop from Missy’s pussy) on his camera lens. It probably doesn’t, since the sex is hot, especially Ana Nova’s bout with Prince Charming (though her cheek implants are a little distracting). And you know, the whole point of this thing is just to give you something to masturbate to, so if you want more, write your congressman or something.