Guess what happens
in this movie?
Since I did not see
Jam Vol.1, I cannot say for sure if any questions that were left
unanswered at its conclusion were addressed in this film, but I can this
for sure: Vanessa Lane, who I am quite certain is certifiably insane,
takes on Chris Charming and Benjamin Brat in one of the most ferocious
displays of sweatsex I’ve ever witnessed. Vanessa, who is built like a
gymnast (save for a pair of meaty, surgically enhanced B-cups), delivers
what can only be described as a full-court press on the pair, and
withstands a dizzying array of DP and ATM combinations before taking both
loads onto her sparkling white grin. She’s a dynamo, boys and girls, and
what’s even more impressive is that as we discover in the making-of
featurette, she does these scenes while coming off a four-day bender. Oh,
and she also conducts a complete interview while her legs are tucked
behind her head and Bratt is fucking her in the ass. I want
Vanessa Lane for president.
Kelly Wells is only
slightly less insane than Vanessa, but where Vanessa has the cheerfully
nuts angle covered, Kelly appears to be on the verge of homicidal mania.
She’s the first person we see in the film, and she’s glaring at the camera
with an expression that says “I’m being shocked by 500 volts right now”
while literally hyperventilating. Her only recourse is to fuck Sascha and
Chris while emitting piercing, dinosaur-like shrieks. This was the most
terrifying thing I’ve seen in a porn film since A Taste of Pink
(see review).
Missy Monroe, whom
we all know is out of her mind, shows up sporting her Morticia Addams look
and takes her usual litany of abuse from a pair of fellas. Nothing
surprising here, but it’s typically looney-hot, as all things Missy are.
Fluids are emitted from her nether regions, tho, so be forewarned.
The
rest of the cast, which includes mommylicious tit queen Brooke Haven and
nice girls Claire Robbins and Leah Luv, are models of restraint compared
to the aforementioned talent, though Claire and Leah gleefully snowball at
the conclusion of their scene, which undoubtedly counts for something. As
I mentioned before, the extras feature Vanessa’ jaw-dropping anal
interview, as well as other slop shots from behind the scenes.
– The Ultimate Degenerate