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WINNERS AND SINNERS
DEPARTMENT:
In
case you’ve ever doubted that Sleazegrinder.com was a global phenomenon, I
direct you to feast your peepers on the three winners of our exclusive
Exiled DVD contest: Alexandros Georgakis, who waves the
Sleazegrinder flag in Greece, Alasdair Ross from Scotland, and
Mike Moran of… well, he’s from Reseda in California, but to Alasdair
and Alexandros, he hails from a land as exotic as Middle-Earth or Lemuria
(probably not, tho). Anyway, congrats to our fine, freaky winners, who
prove once again that Sleazegrinder.com holds the world in its palm.
And
if ya didn’t win – well, don’t pull a Dawn Davenport and knock over your
Christmas tree, because we’ve got another DVD contest on deck this week!
Two lucky weirdos will win copies of 1965’s The Sexploiters,
a sleaze-o-riffic sexploitation flick from Pop Cinema’s
Retro-Seduction Cinema Studio. Not only will you get to see what
REALLY goes on behind closed doors at a modeling studio, but you’ll see it
all in widescreen, and with commentary by cinematographer C. Davis Smith
(he shot most of Doris Wishman’s pics). There’s also a full color booklet
with liner notes by exploitation expert Michael J. Bowen, and
Retro-Seduction’s slinky, swanky Trailer Vault. Good stuff, Jackson. Want
one? Just send yer name and addy to
sleazegrinder@gmail.com and put I’m a Sexploiter! in the
subject line. We’ll pick the winners after the holidays.
PICKS TO CLICK:
What?!?
Another Evil Dead DVD release from
Anchor Bay? Yes indeedy, but before you get all internet-nerd angry
and start typing up your boycott manifesto, check out the extras on the
three-disc Evil Dead Ultimate Edition: not only do you get
all the stuff that’s shown up on the previous releases (including the
Limited Edition Book of the Dead discs) like commentaries
(one by Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert, but you also get a
dogpile of new extras, including a 54-minute featurette that features many
of the players (tho no Raimi, and there’s another goddamn Eli Roth
interview), an hour of outtakes and cutting room floor sweepings, and a
whole disc devoted to the female cast members, including no less than
three featurettes devoted to the long-suffering Ladies of Evil Dead.
That’s just the tip of the iceberg for bells and whistles on this set;
tech nerds should note that the pic is available in fullframe and
widescreen, and the whole thing has been remixed for Dolby sound. Groovy,
as Ash might say.
Also
tops in the multi-disc department: Crypt of Terror: Horror from
South of the Border Volume One (BCI/Eclipse),
a four-disc set of seven recent horror movies from Mexico, including
Vacaciones del Terror (possessed doll wreaks havoc on family);
Ladrones de Tumbas (grave-robbing kids revive zombie
Satanist), and the berserk La Rata Maldita (man-sized mutant
rat fights homeowners!). Subtitle-phobes should note that only two of the
pictures appear to feature the dreaded yellow type (“I don’t like to read
at the movies…”).
BCI also has the Starlite Drive-In Collection, a four-disc
set that compiles the best of their previous double features from the
Crown International Library of fine ‘60s and ‘70s exploitation fare. On
deck here is the amazing Hustler Squad (girls trained as
hookers to infiltrate the Japanese army during WWII), The Wild
Riders, a whole passel of T&A pics like Van Nuys Blvd.
(“the best cruising in the land!”), Pom Pom Girls, and
The Van, and a two-fer of the legendary They Saved
Hitler’s Brain and the pic from which it borrowed much of its
coherent scenes, Madmen of Mandoras! At the nice price of
$24 (or less), you can’t go wrong with this landslide of schlock.
SLASHER TRIBUTES
Rob
Zombie’s revamp of Halloween (The
Weinstein Co) seems to have its supporters, which really
boggles my mind, because aside from its cavalcade of cult character actors
(Udo Kier, Clint Howard, Ken Foree, Richard Lynch, Danny Trejo, Brad
Dourif, Danielle Harris, and most of the Devil’s Rejects cast),
it’s a self-indulgent and entirely unnecessary remake that barely
surpasses any of the half-baked Halloween sequels that the late
Moustapha Akkad unleashed on viewers for most of the ‘80s and ‘90s. The
problem with the picture is two-fold: Zombie’s intention for the film – to
provide psychological reasons for Michael Myers’ killing spree on
Halloween night – is out of his grasp as a writer and director (Michael
wearing masks to “hide his ugliness” is Human Behavior 101 at best), and
the picture is almost completely devoid of suspense or chills - it’s just
stalk and stab action, and anyone who remembers John Carpenter’s
Halloween knows that the picture is much, much more than that. Those
who did dig Zombie’s version (and admittedly, the pic has its merits – it
looks great, and Sheri Moon is very good as Michael’s stripper mom) have
their choice of DVDs – a two-disc Special Edition and the Unrated
Director’s Cut, which extends the film’s already snail-like first half to
interminable lengths. However, the blooper reel, which features Malcolm
McDowell and Brad Dourif riffing for minutes on end, is worth a look-see.
Adam
Green’s Hatchet (Anchor Bay)
also found itself on the receiving end of praise from various sources for
its attempt to tap the splattery vibe of ‘80s slasher horror – the problem
is that, as last week’s DVD release of Silent Night Deadly Night
proved, those pictures were never all that good to begin with, so by
filling Hatchet with the same risible dialogue, inane plotting and
dunderheaded characters, Green hasn’t improved on the original formula –
he’s just made another stupid movie. It’s a pretty violent one, too, and
this DVD is the Unrated version, so gore fans can just turn down the
volume and enjoy the fountains of Karo syrup in peace and quiet. Everyone
else can pretty much wait for it to air on cable, I think, or pass
entirely with no ill effects.
TALES FROM THE VAULT
The
retro-smut renaissance continues on DVD with the release of Bill Osco’s
Alice in Wonderland (Subversive),
which received plenty of press during its theatrical release in the early
‘70s thanks to its high production values (for a XXX flick) and the
presence of Playboy cover girl Kristine DeBell, who performed in a
pair of hardcore scenes (which were later snipped for an R-rated release).
As vintage porn goes, Alice is a little too heavy on the
song-and-dance numbers and not as smutty as some might hope, but DeBell is
just plain gorgeous, and only the grumpiest of sleaze beasts won’t find it
just a bit endearing in its goofiness. The Subversive DVD includes all
three of its theatrical release versions: the R-rated cut, the soft-X cut
intended by director Bud Townsend (Nightmare in Wax!
The Beach Girls!), and the XXX edit, as well as the original
soundtrack (!).
Meanwhile,
Anchor Bay revives Knightriders, one of George
Romero’s least-seen (and liked, I’d venture a guess) features – it’s a
non-horror pic about a traveling carnival group who perform medieval
jousting tournaments on motorcycle. Many of Romero’s regulars can be seen
in the cast, which is lead by a young Ed Harris; it’s an offbeat drama,
and worth watching for those that can handle the heavy Ren-Fair vibe. AB
also has two Bruce Campbell pics on deck to accompany its Evil Dead
reissue – Alien Apocalypse is a dreary future-shock thriller
about an astronaut (Bruce) who returns to Earth after a 40-year mission to
discover humanity enslaved by insect aliens, while Man with the
Screaming Brain is a throwback to ‘50s sci-fi, with Bruce as a
loudmouth American drug company rep who accidentally receives the brain of
a Bulgarian thug; Bruce wrote and directed the pic, which is silly,
slap-happy fun. Oh, and AB also has Black Moon Rising, a completely
ignored 1986 sci-fi thriller about a former CIA agent (Tommy Lee Jones)
who has to retrieve valuable information that’s been stored in a stolen
supercar prototype. It’s junk, but watchable junk – I mean, Robert Vaughn,
Lee Ving and Bubba Smith are in the cast, so how bad can it be?
I
can tell you exactly how bad Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds
can be – this 1977 Japanese monster pic, which pits scientists against a
rampaging plesiosaur (with a penchant for eating girls) and a ratty flying
dino puppet, is about as dire as it gets for giant monster action.
However, it’s also completely ridiculous, more than a bit bloody, and even
sports some softcore sex scenes, so it’s highly recommended for all manner
of arrested development types.
Tokyo Shock's DVD includes the Japanese language track and original
trailer.
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Hey, weirdos! Don’t forget that there are still five DVDs of Johnnie To’s
new action-packed Hong Kong crime drama Exiled (from
Magnolia Pictures) up for
grabs. Want one? Send your name and address to
sleazegrinder@gmail.com and put “Exiled DVD Contest” in the subject
line. But make it snappy, ’cause they’re gonna go fast – like, by December
18.
PICKS TO CLICK:
When
is a car more than just a car? Maybe when it’s the souped-up ’55 Chevy in
Monte Hellman’s Two-Lane Blacktop (Criterion).
On the surface, this 1971 cult classic is about two tight-lipped gearheads
(James Taylor and Dennis Wilson of The Beach Boys) tooling across the open
highways until they run afoul of GTO (the late, great Warren Oates), a
loud-mouthed race fan who challenges the pair to beat him in a
cross-country speedfest, with the prize being their beloved jalopy. But
there’s a lot more going on beneath the endless deadhead miles and
meaningful glances that make up much of Hellman’s film; there are more
than a few thoughts about American wanderlust, about the aimlessness of
our culture after the collapse of the Sixties ideal, about car culture and
its relationship to the American identity, and a few more, if you’re up
for the challenge. Oh, and there’s a lot of really nice car and highway
racing footage too, and I truly believe that any movie featuring Warren
Oates is worth two hours of your time – he’s that good. In typical
fashion, Criterion gives Two-Lane Blacktop the high-class
treatment: two commentaries, one by Hellman and Allison Anders (Gas
Food Lodging) and one by screenwriter/co-star Rudy Wurlitzer and
David Meyer, new interviews with Hellman, Taylor, Kris Kristofferson, rare
outtakes, the original screenplay, comments by Tom Waits and Richard
Linklater, publicity photos – in short, the works. If you’re feeling
adventurous, it’s worth the trip.
And
operating from a point in the universe as far from Two-Lane Blacktop
as possible is Latitude Zero (Tokyo
Shock), a 1969 Japanese sci-fi adventure from the fine folks at Toho
(the Godzilla people). As live action fantasy from Japan goes, this one’s
nuttier than a box of Clark bars: two scientists (slumming American stars
Joseph Cotton and Cesar Romero) in super-submarines duel for the control
of an undersea kingdom while contending with giant rats, winged lions, and
man-bats. Richard Jaeckel (already a vet in Japan thanks to The
Green Slime) and foxy Linda Hayden of Rolling Thunder
and Human Experiments fame are along for the ride; Toho’s
greatest team of director Ishiro Honda, special effects creator Eiji
Tsuburaya, and screenwriter Shinichi Sekizawa couldn’t save this one (the
American backers pulled out, stranding the cast and forcing the Japanese
producers to cobble together something less than spectacular), but as
lunatic Saturday afternoon fare goes, you probably haven’t enjoyed
anything like Latitude Zero in a long time. The two-disc set
includes the international English language and Japanese versions, as well
as deleted scenes and interviews with members of the production and
special effects teams.
Anyone
who grew up in New England during the last, oh, 150 years has either
visited or has some memory of Rocky Point Park, the sprawling amusement
park in Warwick Neck,
Rhode Island.
The park fell into disrepair in the late ‘90s (a couple of hurricanes
didn’t help) and was demolished earlier this summer, but its low-rent
charm is revived in full in the documentary You Must Be This Tall:
The Story of Rocky Point Park. Directed by Rhode Island filmmaker
David Bettencourt, the film culls together hundreds of photos, miles of
home movie footage, and interviews with everyone from former park
employees to good ol’ Buddy Cianci (former mayor of Providence and
all-around gentleman crook) to comment on the park’s history and
importance to generations of Northeasterners. The double disc DVD (from
Midway Pictures; you can find out where to get it at the movie’s
website) includes extended interviews, a vintage training video for
new park employees, commercials, jingles, and footage of the park’s
demolition. Good stuff.
Wrestling
circa 2007 is unwatchable and more than a little heavy on the homoerotic
overtones (the only place to see more oiled-up beefcake is West Hollywood
on Halloween), but for those who remember the days when wrestling was all
about ugly bruisers whaling on each other in a high school gymnasium,
there’s The Triumph and Tragedy of World Class Championship
Wrestling (World
Wrestling). It’s 360 minutes of classic ‘80s bouts from the
Dallas-based WCCW promotion, and features such old-school legends as Jerry
Lawler, Ric Flair, Abdullah the Butcher, the Freebirds, and the legendary
Von Erichs, as well as regional heroes like Gino Hernandez locked in
something approaching mortal combat (or as much as your local UHF channel
would allow). On the other end of the spectrum is WEW: Ring on Fire
(Bci/Eclipse),
a compilation of unrated all-girl wrestling bouts from the ranks of the
Women’s Extreme Wrestling corps. On the bill for Ring of Fire: XXX
School Girl Tatiana Stone, Pussy Willow, The Full Breasted Italian, The
Hot Homewreckers, and… oh, you get the idea.
HORROR BUSINESS
Silent
Night Deadly Night
(Anchor
Bay) remains as chuckle-headed as the day it was released back in 1984
(for those that don’t remember, its producers churned up a lot of negative
publicity over its Santa-slayer storyline, which was eagerly taken up by a
horde of gullible moms and the like), and that’s probably a good thing,
because I don’t want to get to a point in my life when I start recalling
this picture with fondness. The Anchor Bay disc includes an audio
interview with director Charles Sellier, Jr., a collection of articles and
letters from the film’s detractors (including an addled Mickey Rooney, who
would turn up in Silent Night Deadly Night Part 5), and the
original trailers.
Paying tribute to slasher corn like Silent Night Deadly Night
are two horror-comedies that street this week: Hack! (Allumination
Film Works) stars former Wonder Years ingénue and
real-life math whiz Danica McKellar as one of a group of students invited
to the home of a filmmaking couple, unaware that they are the subject of
the husband and wife’s new snuff movie, while Bikini Bloodbath
(MVD)
stars Debbie Rochon as the lesbian coach of a busty volleyball team
targeted by a psychotic chef. Both feature violence and nudity, but I’d
grab Bikini Bloodbath first, if only for the presence of The Rochon. Your
call, tho.
Also
on deck this week: the Masters of Horror second season
episode “The V Word,” a gory but unnecessarily convoluted vampire
story with Michael Ironside as the v-word in question; Undead or
Alive (Image)
features the can’t-miss screen duo of Chris Kattan and Desperate
Housewives’ James Denton as Old West cowpokes attempting to evade
zombies and the law -- Brian Posehn and Matt Besser are in the cast, so
maybe there’s something worth seeing there; Evil Dead Trap 2
(Unearthed)
is the unofficial sequel to the completely berserk Japanese gorefest
Evil Dead Trap – that freaky little boy Hideki is still in the
picture, but the plot hinges on a love triangle between a movie theater
usher who likes to mangle women, a reporter covering the case, and the
usher-killer’s married boyfriend – it’s gross but not half as
brain-peeling as its predecessor; Suffocation (Image)
is a disorienting Hong Kong psycho-thriller about a disturbed photographer
who murders his wife; and a two-fer from Anchor Bay that partners Dead-End
Drive-In (fitfully interesting Australian sci-fi/thriller about punks
sentenced to a drive-in-turned-prison) and Ruggero Deodato’s gruesome
Cut and Run, which somehow brings together cannibals,
Jonestown, Michael Berryman, and Willie Aames in the same movie.
QUOTE-UNQUOTE BOOTLEGS
Cheezy
Flicks Entertainment has The Undertaker and His Pals,
the 1966 gore-comedy about a trio of motor-psychos who provide bodies for
a local mortician, who in turn gives the corpses to his deranged pals at a
local restaurant (you can figure out what comes next), as well as
Emanuelle, Queen of the Desert, which isn’t actually an Emanuelle
pic at all, despite the presence of the lovely Laura Gemser. It’s really
an Italian-made action flick with Gemser’s husband as the leader of a
group of rough trade mercenaries who turn their unsavory attention on a
small town after being screwed over by their employer. It’s violent but
not the softcore fest suggested by its title.
Meanwhile, Jef Films has 7
Murders for Scotland Yard, a 1971 Spanish thriller with Paul
Naschy about Jack the Ripper-style murders in modern-day London with a
twist of cannibalism to keep the grindhouse types happy; they also have
Hardcore – not the George C. Scott anti-porn movie, but a 1977
UK softcore “biopic” of nude model Fiona Richmond.
LASTLY:
Dave Atell: Captain Miserable (HBO) is a recent stand-up
performance from
Washington, D.C.; Atell
is a funny guy, but the jokes get mired in a morass of riffs about bukkake
and pedophilia. If I wanna hear Jim Norton’s routine, I’ll check out his
act.
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WINNERS AND SINNERS DEPARTMENT:
Stop sending those e-mails for the Hideout in the Sun DVD
contest - Michael Toland is the big winner. Michael, who hails from
the great state of Texas, has never seen a nudist camp movie OR a Doris
Wishman film, and he’s getting BOTH in this loopy nudie cutie from 1960.
We’re a little like the Make-A-Wish Foundation here at Sleazegrinder.com.
Now,
there’s no need to destroy your apartment or go on a three-day bender
because you didn’t win this contest – ’cause we’ve got another one for ya!
Five lucky Sleazegrinder.com readers have the chance to win Exiled,
the latest action-packed shoot-em-up from
Hong Kong’s master of mayhem, Johnnie To! To win your copy of this
brand-new DVD release from
Magnolia Pictures, send your name and address to
sleazegrinder@gmail.com and put “Exiled DVD Contest” in the subject
line. Winners are determined by the King Daddy Cadillac himself,
Sleazegrinder, and myself, and based entirely on arbitrary reasons like
whether we’ve been to where you live or we can pronounce your last name.
Contest ends in ten days.
PICKS TO CLICK
The
only criticism I can give to Superbad (Sony)
is that it caused a lot of internet jerkoffs to adopt “McLovin” as their
instant messenger or Myspace handles. Otherwise, it was one of the funnier
efforts from the Judd Apatow camp and the best teen sex comedy in years.
You have three options for your DVD dollars with this title – the R-rated
theatrical release, the unrated cut, and a two-disc version; I’d go with
the latter (if your budget allows it), as it includes the unrated version,
commentary by the cast and crew, several making-of featurettes, audition
footage, a 2002 table read of the script, and “Cop Car Confessions,” which
focuses on co-scripter Seth Rogen and Bill Hader’s eager beaver policemen.
I
cannot put too fine a point on the fact that The Killer Snakes
(Image)
is likely to rank as one of the most unpleasant viewing experiences in
your movie-going history; this 1974 horror-sexploitation hybrid from Hong
Kong’s Shaw Bros. takes a cue from Willard for its story of
a poor outcast who uses snakes to get revenge on his tormentors. But
that’s just the tip of the iceberg, as far as Killer Snakes is
concerned; not only are we treated to endless mondo-style footage of real
snakes being butchered for the camera, but you can also enjoy seeing snake
bite victims swell and puke uncontrollably, and one unlucky gal gets a
body cavity search by a slithery suitor. It’s safe to say that Killer
Snakes exists in an entirely different stratosphere of sleaze than
most animal-driven grindhouse titles, and Image’s Special Edition DVD
presents the film in widescreen and with the original trailer for the
complete sucker-punch effect. Enjoy.
Speaking
of getting TKO’d by a movie, The Girl Next Door (Anchor
Bay) delivers an altogether different
but equally harrowing horror experience; here, the subject matter is based
on the real-life case of Gertrude Baniszewski (also the subject of the
upcoming film American Crime), who in the 1950s routinely
tortured and abused two young girls in her care before eventually killing
one of them. The real bell-ringing aspect of the case – and the film – is
that Baniszewski (here renamed and played by Blanche Baker) encouraged her
own sons and neighborhood friends to join in the degradation. Girl
is based on a novel by Jack Ketchum, who’s becoming something of a cult
favorite among genre fans for his uncompromising stories, and the
matter-of-fact terror that inhabits his books translates well to this
film; the violence is painful and destructive and definitely not for cheap
thrills a la Eli Roth, and the drama that surrounds it is real and not
simply a tool to deliver the gruesome goods. Hand this one over to the
jaded Fangoria reader in your life and see if it rattles his cage; the DVD
includes making-of featurettes and commentary.
There’s
a different kind of teenage trauma on display in Johnny Legend’s
Teen Mania Box (Legend
House), a three-DVD set that
highlights high schoolers and hoodlums gone berserk as only 1950s
exploitation could portray them. The box includes four full-length movies
– Rock Baby Rock It, with mobsters taking over a teen club
and rockabilly great Johnny Carroll; Naked Youth, with two
JDs tangling with a fugitive over a doll full of heroin; Teenage
Devil Dolls, an incredibly crude college film project that details
a “decent” girl’s descent into heroin addiction and crime; and the great
High School Caesar, with John Ashley as a schoolyard
kingpin. You also get two of Johnny Legend’s clip and trailer compilations
(Teenage Confidential and Teen Mania), as well
as interviews with Rockin’ Ronnie Weiser, Johnny live and loose on stage,
and lots more zoomeratin’ junk. Dig it.
TALES FROM THE VAULTS
Timed
to coincide with the upcoming release of I Am Legend,
The Last Man on Earth (MGM) is
the first film version of Richard Matheson’s novel about the sole survivor
of a worldwide plague that kills most of the population and turns the rest
into bloodthirsty ghouls (The Omega Man also tapped the same
source material). This version, a U.S.-Italian co-production from 1964,
stars Vincent Price as humanity’s last hope, and it’s a perfectly likable
creature feature – a bit stodgy in parts, but there’s plenty of
atmosphere, and Price is, of course, always fun. MGM previously released
this one as part of a DVD double bill with Panic in Year Zero!,
but it’s gone out of print, so here’s your chance to fill in that gap in
your collection.
I’m
of two minds in regard to Video Asia’s
Grindhouse Experience, Volume 2 – like its predecessor, it’s
a five-disc set that features a whopping twenty obscure movies, ranging
from blaxploitation (Mr. Deathman) and Italian crime pics (Blazing
Magnum) to shark thrillers (Deadly Jaws) and
post-apocalypse sci-fi (Stryker). And I’ve never been one to
get on my high horse about DVD quality or grey market sources – movies
like these deserve to be seen in any format and condition possible, and
getting your panties in a bunch over artifacting or aspect ratio is
completely missing the point about this sort of film. But… having bought
Grindhouse Experience Volume 1*,
I can tell you that Video Asia uses some of the shittiest source material
possible for their DVDs – more than one movie in Volume One was taken from
a crappy VHS tape with tracking problems, which is more of a screwjob than
I should have to defend. However, since this set retails online for about
$20 (a dollar a movie, fer crying out loud), it’s hard to complain about
the quality. So, buyer beware, but here’s your chance to see a ton of
trash for very little cash.
* I bought the first one as well, and my
eyeballs still itch from trying to watch it. Deplorable quality. I'm sure
volume 2 is more of the same. I suggest you throw your $20 out the
window instead. It's easier on the retinas. -Sleaze
Meanwhile, Bruce Lee: The Kid (Cinema
Epoch) was the 1950 feature My Son, Ah Cheung, starring
the future kung fu legend in one of his earliest roles; enterprising
American distributors picked up the film and retitled it to cash in on the
posthumous Lee craze. It’s nothing special – a likable drama with some
suspense and intrigue (Lee is an orphan who helps a thief evade a wealthy
slum lord), and Lee at 10 shows early signs of the star power he radiated
as an adult.
And finally Cannibal Lunch Box (Media
Blasters) is a three-pack reissue of the Italian jungle grossout
Man from Deep River with the obscure ‘70s exploitation pic
Warlock Moon (about two kids who discover a Satanic cannibal
cult) and Herschell Gordon Lewis’ ridiculous Blood Feast 2: All U
Can Eat. Delicious.
SLEAZY DOES IT
Sexual
Confessions
(Secret
Key) is another of the label’s sexploitation two-fers that feature an
original ‘70s softcore smutflick and a modern remake starring the label’s
starlets. Porn meatheads Ric Lutz and Rick Cassidy star in the ’73 version
of Sexual Confessions, about a cute blonde with multiple
personality disorder (!) who recounts her bedroom exploits to her shrink;
Darian Caine, Katie Jordon, and Ruby LaRocca star in the 2003 remake,
which ditches the Sybil storyline in favor of straight-forward kiss and
tell with a psychiatrist.
I
don’t know much about the Juicy Plum
DVD label, but they seem to have an inordinate amount of softcore and
unrated sex-and-sleaze titles on deck every single week. This week’s
offerings are nothing short of a motherload – you get two girl-wrestling
titles (Uncut and Uncensored Battling Chix and
French Catfight) and three volumes of “girl-on-girl” action with
I Love NY Girls, I Love TX Girls and I Love
CA Girls. Yeah, watching softcore with so much XXX at your
fingertips is kinda like eating a TV dinner at a five-star restaurant, but
I can imagine this sort of stuff playing well in the fly-over states
(read: places where it’s hard to rent porn).
American
Punks (Bloody
Earth Films) is really 1997’s Generation X-Tinct, a
gritty no-budget downer about a deadbeat (Mike Passion) who endures
Job-level persecution from just about everyone he meets while trying to
find out who murdered his drug dealer pal. Eventually, he reaches his
breaking point (it’s about when he’s drugged and raped, I think), and
unleashes a gallon drum of venom on deserving parties. Passion’s
performance makes this debut feature from Mike Pacitto (now toiling on
Dracula’s Dirty Daughter and the like) a watchable return to
the dreary, no-future ‘90s.
Also:
Gods of
Times Square
(Brink)
is Richard Sandler’s documentary about the street preachers and religious
lunatics who haunted the pre-Giuliani Times Square circa 1992-98;
Let’s Get Laid (Jef Films) is
a cheeky 1977 UK sex comedy with Robin Askwith (Queen Kong),
nudie model Fiona Richmond, and busty Linda Hayden (Blood on Satan’s
Claw); Disintegration (York)
is a horror pic about a young man who discovers that he’s one of the
Nephilim (the offspring of angels and humans), which causes understandable
turmoil; and Welcome To My Castle (Mint
Records) features some five hours of material on the weirdo Canuck
writer and musician Nardwuar, including his interviews with Tommy Chong,
Jello Biafra, Bob Denver, Anthony Robbins, Ron Jeremy and others, as well
as videos from his band The Evaporators and two Canadian public access TV
specials.
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