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Sexy Like a Fistfight: Deep
Inside Ariana Jollee |
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“Vicarious existence is a waste of fuckin’
time” – Guns n’ Roses, “Don’t’ Damn Me” At the age of 21, you really haven’t had a whole lotta time to develop a
past. Surely, rising psycho-sex star Ariana Jollee has one, but all you
really need to know is that she moved from New York to LA a year and
a half ago, specifically to become a porn star, and that she first
brainstormed her now world-famous surname “When I was 14, in rehab”, which
pretty much explains everything. Ariana is part of a new breed of porn star. Call ‘em “extreme”, call ‘em Double Live Gonzo, or just be honest about it, and call them fuckin’ crazy. Ariana, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue, Jasmine Lynn, Maggie Star, Aurora Snow…these are vicious, carnivorous young women, as beautiful as they are dangerous, hell-raisers and thrill hammers that will do just about ANYTHING sexual and depraved that state law- and the laws of physics, of course – will allow, on film. Gangbangs, throat-fucking, cum-gargling, anal, double-anal, double anything, really, choking, spitting, slapping, crying, screaming…when Burroughs wrote that “Nothing is true, everything is permitted”, these girls are pretty much exactly what he was talking about. And of all the Homicide Girls in this evil charnel realm, Ariana Jollee might just be the Queen of Hell. In a sea of silicone and peroxide and Californian sex robots, Jollee stands out. She’s a “real girl”, ya know. She might be yr sister (unlucky you) or yr next door neighbor. She looks like she was tomboy most of her life, and only recently filled out in all the right directions. Curvy but compact. Built for both speed and endurance. Her eyes are like smoky black holes, things of startling intensity that suggest cunning and madness in equal measure. Ariana Jollee is like a Guns N’ Roses song- hard, mean, sleazy, painfully honest, and very rock n’ roll. She has worked for everybody in her 15 months-and-counting in the skin-trade- Redlight District, Anabolic, Zero Tolerance, Rodney Moore, New Sensations, JM…the list goes on and on. Suffice to say, if you’ve bought any new porn in the last year, then you’ve probably caught one of Ariana’s countless berserk performances. They are, after all, pretty hard to forget. She is a New Libertine, this Ariana. A Bad Ass Rising, indeed. I spoke to Ariana over the phone one evening in late March, as she got ready for a long night on the set. Double penetration, I think, was on the menu. Originally, I had planned to present this interview in story form, but upon transcribing her torrid tales, I realized that you really need to experience Jollee in her natural state – manic, energetic, synapses firing at triple-speed. And so, to the tapes. Dig: _____________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Ariana’s first shoot: March, 2003 So, who’d you work for first? Anabolic. They totally found me. I put together this stupid little website with pictures and stuff on it, cuz I really wanted to get into porn, and they contacted me. I was so excited, ‘cuz I totally knew Anabolic, and it was like a dream come true. I got in touch with them, I told them, ‘I wanna be a Gang Bang Girl!’ And that was pretty much it, you know. Why’d you WANT to get into porn? Oh, sometimes you just know what you want. I’ve always been an exhibitionist anyway. But didn’t it strike you that you were getting into something that most of American society thinks is really twisted? Yeah, you know, that bothers me sometimes. Like, I used to really be into the New York City club scene. I loved it. All the girls I used to hang out with then, I don’t talk to them anymore. But sometimes I visit this message board where a lot of them hang out at. I don’t respond or anything, I just check it out to see what they’re up to. And they’re all saying bad stuff about me, I mean, really bashing the fuckin’ hell outta me. And it hurts, cuz these are people that are supposed to be my friends, ya know? I felt like responding, like when they called me a whore, and just say, “That’s filthy whore to you”. But I don’t care, man. I’m not afraid to express my self sexually. I like to fuck, so what? |
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So, do you wanna rise to a Jenna Jameson kinda stature in the biz? |
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Hey, you did a golden shower
movie, didn’t you? Yeah, I did one. What was it called? It was for Pissmops. Pissmops. Amazing. I tell ya, the people that run those websites, Pissmops and Meatholes, are great. When I first moved out here, I stayed at the same house where all those sites are run, so they were like family. So getting peed on by that guy was like getting peed on by my daddy. A lot of the girls were like “Eww”, but I was smiling through it. I liked it. I like peeing on people, too. So, just how far are you willing to go, anyway? There’s some shit out there that’s pretty weird, man, and it doesn’t really bother me, it’s just not what I’m into. I mean,some stuff is just so obscure, y know? I’ll do it, I just don’t get off on it. Then there’s stuff that's REALLY extreme that I like, ya know, but I can’t do it on film, cuz it’s illegal. Well, like, getting punched in the face… Some chicks like that, man. I like getting slapped, I like that passionate kinda pain, I like it when some guy just grabs me by the neck and just fuckin’ chokes me, and looks at me with hate and love in his eyes at the same time. It’s a beautiful thing. But I don’t wanna get clocked in the face, ya know. |
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These porn dudes, they get pretty jaded. Are any of ‘em evil? Evil evil? Or just like, fuckin’ twisted and shit? Or, they’re ALL twisted. I mean EVIL. How about Brandon Iron? He seems like he might be evil. Well, the thing that’s so amazing about him is that when he’s not working, he’s the sweetest guy. To the rest of the world, he just seems like this sweet, submissive guy. But when that light switch turns on, he’s just a psycho. He’s a PSYCHO. But in a good way, in a ‘he NEEDS it’ way. Then there’s guys like Erik Everhard, and he fucks like one way, without any passion. He just hate-fucks… Man, I think yer right about Brandon, cuz I get emails from him sometimes, and he seems like a really nice cat… Oh my god, you should see some of the old stuff they shot for Meatholes, stuff they can’t even put on the site, cuz the credit card company won’t let them. Just brutal. Brandon beat the living shit out of this girl, I’ve never seen anything like it. There was this other scene up there where he choked Ashley Blue out, and she was just hysterical, fuckin’ crying hysterically. Some really sick shit, man. |
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What do you think is driving this ‘extreme porn’ stuff, anyway? Is it just
a normal progression? Well, it’s like you said, people just get jaded. I don’t really think it’s a progression, tho, because this stuff was always around. They wrote about this kinda stuff in the 17th century. People have always been doing it, they just couldn’t shoot it. And, ya know, there’s still things I can’t do. I can’t fist my own ass. I can stick 15 fingers in there, but if I wanna fist myself, I have to do it off-camera, or it’ll get cut out. What?! I don’t know, man, it’s not even a law, it’s just a line the business decided to draw to keep themselves out of trouble. There is some stuff that you just can’t do, like beastiality, scat, pissing, ‘cuz California will prosecute. That’s why I like JM Productions, cuz they don’t give a fuck, man, they do all that crazy shit anyway. I like them. They just give me a hard time on my rates. What are the rates, anyway? I mean, you don’t have to tell me what YOURS are, but what's a girl get paid? Well, there’s standard rates. $800 for boy/girl, $700 for anal, $1200 for DP, $1500 for double-anal, maybe $250-300 for a blowjob. My rates are a little different, see, ‘cuz there’s lots of girls out there that fuck like corpses, and I don’t think it’s fair to get the same amount of money as someone who’s givin’ you shitty product. |
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I’m doing the math in my head…you make a lot of money.
I do. I save a lot of money, too. I pay a lot of fuckin’ taxes, too. You think yer gonna stay in porn? Fuck yeah. I’m not going anywhere. This is the first time that I really feel like I belong somewhere. There’s nothing else that you wanted to do? Well, now I have the money to facilitate whatever I want to do. So I’d rather keep all those things as passions, and not taint them by trying to make a living from them. Like what? Like music, I make my music on my computer. I write shit all the time. It’s in my fuckin’ blood, man, I love it. What kinda music? Whatever man, whatever I’m feeling that day. And I don’t wanna ruin that by trying to make a living at it, cuz it’s so hard to. So, you know, I got all this money, I can just make music and send it to whoever I want, and I don’t care if it ever gets released or anything, cuz it doesn’t need to. |
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Seems like some of the girls actually
HATE porn. You know the two girls that won Best Anal (Jewel D’Nyle, Kate Frost) scene this year? Well one of ‘em got paid $3,000 for her scene, because she HATES anal. She’s not even in the business anymore. I dunno, it kinda turns me on to see a girl who doesn’t really like it get fuckin’ rammed really hard, or take a facial when she doesn’t really like cum. That turns me on once in awhile, but I really don’t like watching girls who I know are only gonna be there for five minutes. What do you think the intelligence level is for yr average porn star? Hard to say, since I never talk to the other girls. I don’t really like the other girls. But it ranges, I’d say, from eggplant to Mensa. It’s a really broad range. Who’s smart? Is Britney Foster smart? I don’t know. I don’t like her. She seems smart and mean. She’s mean to other chicks, and so am I. I’m not really a nice person, usually, and when you put me in a scene with other chicks, I beat the shit out of them. She might be intelligent, but she never struck me that way, really. She actually hired me to do a scene with her next week, but I don’t wanna do it. I don’t do well with other chicks. I’m tough. I’m likely to get into a fistfight. ____________________________________________________________________________________ |
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So, after you fuck somebody on film, yr not like, pals after?
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Wait, who’s your boyfriend? Joey Ray. He shoots features, you’ve seen him. We go out to swinger’s clubs and fuck all night, he eats his own cum, he’s cool. He fucks these chicks and then tells me about his fantasies, ya know, like if he’s not into the girl, he fantasizes about her getting raped by 5 big black motherfuckers, and even worse stuff than that, like she’s a 16 year old girl. Just really twisted shit, man. So, uh, what’s next? I’m thinking about going to Europe and directing a film, do stuff I can’t even do here, ya know? Like what? Like the Marquis DeSade. Based on his stuff. Just fuckin’ sick, man. Hey, another porn star just walked in. (porn dude): Hey, can I have a blowjob? He wants a blowjob. Well, right on. I’ll let ya get to work then. Ok, cool. Later. (end tape) |
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Like I said earlier, man,
Ariana Jollee is a BAD ASS.
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| Pics: New Sensations, Rodney Moore, Meatholes | |