Iron City Assrocker:  Kami Andrews
Interview by V
Intro by Sleazegrinder

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“Was that blood or lipstick?”

Kami Andrews might not be the only porn star from Pittsburgh, but she’s the only one to readily admit it, and you’ve got to admire that in her. Actually, there’s plenty to admire in Kami Andrews, and I’m not just talking about her famously generous ass. Well, ok, I AM, but she’s got other (ahem) assets too, including brains, a sharp wit, and the business acumen to build a lucrative empire around the strange and obscure fetishes of internet freaks and maladjusted shut-in pervs. Oh sure, there’s the mainstream stuff - Kami’s appeared in dozens of awesomely named films, including “Taste That Ass”, "Cum in my mouth and I'll spit it back in yours #2", “Semen Demon”, and “Riveted Rectums” – but she’s also a sleazier-than-thou sensation on the bleeding edge of extreme pornography. She’s done everything from hardcore bondage to tampon sucking to enema guzzling, and mebbe even a little donkey punching, too. Do a little searching around in the darkest, nastiest corners of the internet, and yr sure to come across our girl doing something fucking crazy. Kami’s a bad ass, baby, big time. Harder then you and I and your locked-up biker uncle combined. Kami Andrews, simply put, IS the sexual underground.

So obviously, we had to get Kami on our side.

I asked V, lead singer of Sleazegrinder recording artists the KariNations, to conduct an interview with Miss Andrews for Bad Girl City. Why V? Because he’s big on tampon movies and donkey punching too. Lube up, and read on.
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V: On your journal, you mentioned if you web search "coke snorting cum
suckers ", your site is the fourth hit. Does this worry you at all?



It's actually up to number one now! And no, I was surprised,  because that's not really the message I was sending, but it's funny as hell.

I don’t know them personally, but I’m pretty sure the Keebler Elves  don’t go home and eat cookies after making them all day. Do you ever get that way about anal sex?

I never get laid in my personal life. At least not when I am home in Pittsburgh. My lifestyle is overwhelming to most guys. I have a regular fucktoy in LA, and I offer up the ass whenever he wants it!

What was the oddest thing that went through your mind while being fisted?

I think of turkeys being stuffed.

You’re up for an AVN award for 'best anal', what do you think makes for good anal? Length of time, number of thrusts per minute, no  happy accidents? What makes the magic?

Well, I am only 'Pre-nommed', but I am really hopeful. I think it is chemistry. And Vicoden. No, no, I kid! it's chemistry.*

You travel quite a bit, what was the last drive through food that  got you sick?

I have a cast-iron stomach, I will eat and hold down anything! I am partial to Taco Bell. Burger King is a close second!

I have also learned the hard way that taking open sodas from strangers results in hours of confusion and vomiting.

What the hell kind of name is Mr. Poo?**

(laughs) We met on a message board and that is his user name! At first I thought he was Asian! anyway I shot for him, he spit in my face then he peed on me. Then I gave all his friends blow jobs, and now we are deeply in love and gonna get married and have babies (when I retire).

Your site has a section that features anonymous quotes from your  different porn shoots . I was wondering about this one:
"I am going to give you an enema, extract it with a turkey baster  and feed it to you, OK?"
If you were the eater of the above mentioned extraction you just replaced Batman as my hero.
Was it Kami, or no?


I took and drank the extraction, it was for Lizzy Borden’s new movie. Lizzy is a rare Gem.

Do you believe in everything in moderation? I say that, but I have trouble moderating sometimes.

It's a great concept.*** 

Robert De Niro gained 60 lbs for Raging Bull, do you ever do  anything to prepare mentally or psychically to get into the right  headspace for some of your roles?

I try to keep an extra 60 pounds at all times so I am ready to work! (laughs) No, seriously, I try to not masturbate before a scene, so that I'm really horny. I spend a lot of time stretching my ass out, and making sure it's clean. If my pre-anal routine gets thrown off at all ,I get really mind-fucked and have a terrible shoot!
Bondage to me is pretty boring, maybe I’m just lame****, but I don’t get  it. What exactly do you like about it?
Answer in a much detail as you like, and do it very, very slowly.


There is an ass for every seat. Everyone has that one thing that they can't explain that drives ‘em wild. I have met guys who love for me to paint my toes, and guys who want me to tie them up. I have one who just wants me to stick my tongue out. Who knows what part of our brain this shit comes from, but when you find your thing, you know it!

I haven’t seen Ass to Mouth 2 yet, does it tie up all the loose ends  from Ass to Mouth 1?

No, sadly, there is yet another cliff hanger. Expect an Ass to Mouth 3!

You live in Pittsburg, explain.

I love it here so much, it's Americas best kept secret! The landscape is lush, the schools are good, and people still eat bread!


Who makes the best Taco?
And as a side note, never go to Captain Taco in Cleveland. Especially if you have a scene the next day.

Taco Bell!  it's white trash-tastic !

What happened during the filming of Double Cum Cocktail for you to  refer to it as a 'worst scene record'? And while you’re at it, what does 'worst scene record' mean? It sounds bad...

Well I liked the director "Harry Palms" a lot, or I wouldn't have made it through it. But there was this actor lets just call him "Talon"***** who was a total bitch. He went on and on about the features he’s in, and the women who are hotter than me that he fucked, and he made me as dry as the Sierra. I actually punched Talon in the stomach once, just cause his acting like a women was getting really irritating, and he refused to do a double vag, and he said he hated anal...
if you don’t love the ass, you don’t deserve it!

You’re hot so you could probably do anything you want. If you wake up one day and are tired of worrying about making a  decent gape, what line of work would you move into?

I am doing a lot of behind the camera work. I'm shooting my own bondage site, and about to direct a few films. I have co-produced 4 so far.
Secretly, I want to be a documentary film maker, and if I have my way, I will retire with a pile of money. Big enough to never hold a real job again!


Dirty Dancing is your Star Wars.
Explain why you can’t put Baby in a corner?
What could she really do about it?******


(laughs) In the real world, she couldn't do anything, but sit there like the dumb underage twat she is. In Kamiland, Patrick Swayze rescues her, and she's the best dancer in the room, and everyone loves her.

Do you think you’re the only ex Junior Varsity step squad captain currently in porn? I think you might be.

I think no one else would admit it.

I was hoping for a date but I noticed in your bio the first thing  that attracts you to a man is manners.

No, the questions were totally fine, but before you ask for a date, remember you can't make a whore a house wife!

-Fin-

Sleaze Notes:
*Vicoden IS chemistry.

** Mr Poo is Kami’s ‘LA Fucktoy’. Which, coincidentally, was what the KariNations originally called themselves.

***It’s not, really.

****This is what we call in Sleazy Rock Journalism “Asking for it.”

*****The funny thing is, his name actually IS Talon.

******Does anybody know what the fuck this means?

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