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I dig chicks
that look like they could break my nose if they wanted to. I mean, I don’t WANT some Amazon smashing me in the face, but the threat
is kinda sexy. That’s why I like Kayla Cam (AKA Kayla Quinn), an internet
(and sometimes outernet ) sex star with as much muscle and snarl as tits
n’ ass. Well, ok, maybe she’s got more tits than anything else, but she’s
got plenty of everything, believe me. Kayla’s probably most well known for
her website, where you can watch her, at home, 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week. She has cameras set up in every room of her house, see. She lives in
LA with her hubby, David (sorry, Jasper) and a bunch of dogs, one of which
almost bit her arm off recently (see her online diary for pix, if that’s
yr bag).
Besides getting bit by animals and letting you watch her pee, Kayla’s also been the recipient of KSEX’s “Best Amateur" award in 2003, has a semi-regular column (Kayla’s Corner) in Adult Industry News, been the subject of a documentary on her life, acted in mainstream films and television, nursed countless animals back to health as a shelter volunteer, AND she’s eaten more pussy than you have. Not a bad track record for 33 years. Me, I first saw Kayla in action in Rodney Moore’s We Swallow 6 (see review), and I’ve been ranting about her ever since. I was thrilled when she agreed to answer my dumb questions, and all I had to do in return is stand still while she punched me hard in the guts. Just kidding. She didn’t really punch me that hard. _____________________________________________________________________________________ |
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 I just saw your brilliant
performance in We Swallow 6, and have some
questions related to it first: Who was the black chick you were scrapping with at the beginning of the scene, and do you think you coulda taken her if you really did have to fight? I have forgotten her name, but I KNOW I could have taken the shrimp! And on a related note, when’s the last time you punched somebody? About 2 weeks ago...when I say, "Stop grabbing my ass" I MEAN it! |
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Do you think Rodney’s happy-face socks added to the sexiness of the scene? Ugh, no comment...
That was actually interesting, I want one of my own. |
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Oh, and one more thing- how clean is that rug? I shudder to THINK.... |
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Ok, other questions…Once you finish
a scene and get yr dough, what’s the first thing you do afterwards?
Besides a shower, I mean. Lunch? Pinball?
Usually eat lunch, if I haven't...sometimes I need to rush home and walk my dogs. I have three, 2 Dalmatians and a mutt that I got from a place I did animal rescue volunteer work... On a road trip, what can we count on you contributing- gas, grass, or ass? Prolly gas...unless you wanna do me while I am sleeping...I work way too frigging much these days and I love every minute of it! |
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Hey, so it that tattoo Medusa or
somethin’?
Which one? I have three. None are Medusa...the one on my left arm is Dark Angel by Olivia (yes, I get asked almost DAILY if it is a portrait of myself), the one on my right shoulder is Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Lezzing out a bit, I have a tiny one on my tummy...the sun kissing the moon (I was feeling philosophical...without night there can be no day)...a few piercings, too. Vegetables – sex toys, or good eating? A little of column A, a little of column B. |
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Ever kill anything bigger than a
mouse?
Not yet...my cat has come close tho! What’s your favorite sick joke? Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass". The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fuck me!" says the doctor, "What could have made a hole as big as that?" Patient replies, I've been fucked by an elephant". The doctor says, "An elephant's penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous". Patient replies "He fingered me first". |
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You have a stellar ass. Very
generous, yet bouncy. How do you maintain that thing? What is the Kayla
Cam ass-regiment?
A LOT of treadmill, NO stair-master! Stair-masters flatten asses...and a cock in it once in a while, to keep it reminded what it is there for. Motley Crue or Guns N’ Roses? Music or fucking the members? Kayla just totally stumped me there. For mainstream work, I have had a background/extra-speaking role on Days of Ours Lives as well as a small feature in "Out for Blood" (A SciFi channel gig...I was a goth chick, |
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depending on the version they use, I either kill a man or just just grind topless on him for a bit), I shot for a new show that I DOUBT will get picked up called Jamie Unleashed...man, is Jamie White BITTER! She has a morning show on 98.7 and REALLY needs to build a bridge and get over her man leaving her...I will GLADLY donate the lumber!* ...In a weird sorta mainstream yet X-rated dealio, there IS a documentary of my life that has aired in 7 or 8 countries so far. On a related note, you did the Maury Povich show? Geek-chic, you say? Do tell. |
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I ended up NOT doing it...the
guy who totally bagged on me in junior high for being a geek bailed out at
the last minute. Loser then, loser now...think I should send him my
entire DVD collection to date?
Finally, since it’s coming up soon, what do you want for X-mas? Do you usually get what you want? I usually never ask for anything. I am one of those disgustingly dorky cam chicks who picks a charity and asks her members to donate to that instead of sending me crap that I will prolly never use. |
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Yes, I know, I suck...but I suck WELL,
and until completion...it is part of my charm.
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*I have
no idea what any of this is about, but I sincerely hope there is a camera
rolling when these two have their eventual catfight.
-Sleazegrinder |
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For all things Kayla, visit
Kaylacam.com Every fuckin’ day if you have to.
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How about his spring-loaded toilet seat fuck
machine? I mean, what’s UP with that?