When you deal with the kind of people we deal with at Sleazegrinder and Bad Girl City on a daily basis – you know, the entrenched and visionary, the slimy and corrosive, the delicious and bold – you come to expect the unexpected. So much so, that it actually becomes the expected, dig? In fact, we tend to worry if our interview subjects don’t talk to us high, drunk, naked, and drooling, equally laughable and genius in their delivery, in a rickety and indecipherable conversation. Sometimes we even administer the interview in said neurotic fashion too, but that’s another story for another day.

So, I was neither shocked nor scared when my questions for porn star Cailey Taylor went unanswered for about a month and a half, after she agreed to answer them. I was just about to give up hope all together when I got a frantic email from Cailey explaining her strange absence:

“Hi honey,” she writes, “sorry about that!!! I recently changed my name to Kelly Taylor and everything has been a blur since!! If you have the questions, send them again!!! I promise I'll reply!! XOXOX.”

1. Ok, what the hell happened? Explain the name change. Was the IRS after you or do you just really love the 90210 character?

I always wanted the name Kelly Taylor, but I was told that it was taken! I’ve recently changed my look and also discovered that the name and I always wanted has been available. So, I changed my name to go along with my new look. And no, although I have family in Beverly Hills (as well as Orange County), I’m not obsessed with the show 90210!

2. I hope the name change hasn't disrupted the launch of Celebrity Skin Inc.

No, not at all. We still get lots of calls and with the new name and look for me has come new press, so it’s worked!

3. I noticed you have Randi Wright as part of your Celebrity Skin ensemble. I saw her in Breakin' 'Em In #6 and she put on quite a performance. Did you see it? Is she for real?

I haven’t seen the video, but she’s a good friend of mine and she’s definitely for real! I did an amateur girl/girl shoot with her when she was new, which you can view on my new site. It happened at one of my places and was a total act of random horniness! It was rad, but funny because we’re friends.

4. Now, I would think that having big name porn stars doing private parties might pose some sort of security risk. Are you worried about being so up close and personal with a group of guys or will you have security personal watching over you, ready to rip some dude's arms of in case he feels like makin' a reach for the peach?

It’s funny you ask. We haven’t had any problems yet and it’s mostly due to two things: one, we do have security on hand who tend to be male adult stars as well, so they’re cool but also get the job done, and two, because of the above average income clientele that we cater to, we tend to get the more affluent crowd who’s respectful in that way, or the young, hot, rich crowd, which I don’t think the girls mind getting touched by!

5. Good to know. Ok, you've got a whole host of titles to your name. What do you think has been your best performance and why?

Oh, that’s a hard one! I’d have to say all of them! But the most recent favorite is my virtual film called Playing with Cailey Taylor from Anarchy films. It ranked in the top 75 for the year in this month’s AVN and I sold a bunch of them last time I feature danced!

6. Alright, your worst performance and why?

My worst?! What I think of as my worst happens to be the one that a lot of fans think of as their personal favorite – Amateur Angels (10?). They play it on cable all the time. The only reason I hold it as my worst is because I didn’t click too well with the male talent. I usually try to find at least one thing I like about the male talent to get me going and keep me going and it seemed as if this guy was purposely trying to make himself the most unappealing person in the world! Oh well, if the fans like it and it came out well, then it’s all good!

7. While we’re on the subject of performances, resident Sleazegrinder writer and all-out sleaze hound, Paul Gaita, wants to know how you enjoyed working with director Fred Olen Ray in The Erotic Escort Company and Curse of the Erotic Tiki.

He was an interesting character to work for. If I had to, I’m sure I’d do it again! 

8. Do you prefer acting in the low budget sexploitation films as opposed to the hardcore ones?

I like both, but sex is always cool!

9. My thoughts exactly. So, is there anyone in the industry (behind or in front of the camera) that you'd like to work with? Anyone you hope you never have to do a scene with?

10. Speaking of the industry, Mr. Sleazegrinder wants to know if the mob actually runs it. If so, how can we at Sleazegrinder get in one the action?

I just do my job, take my paycheck, and call it a day. I don’t ask too many questions. Ask someone who’s willing to get their tongue cut out! Just kidding.

11. Figures. Alright, enough business. Let’s get to the good stuff. How did Cailey Taylor, er...I mean Kelly Taylor, turn to a life of porn? Were you, in fact, lured by the power of the pussy?

I was actually called upon by the good people over at Peter North’s North Star Productions and a few photographers who hounded me to come check out a shoot. It worked! I was pulled in by the power of my pussy gravitating toward a very large penis!

12. You went to a private catholic school. Were you and your friends naughty?

Of course! My girls and I were all the ones who got our skirts hemmed way up to our asses, we had the Dickies shirts (which were totally not allowed, but we somehow got away with it), and we had the white knee high tights and the black Creepers shoes. You could always see our thongs if you walked behind us going up this certain stairwell!

13. Hot. Ok, you recently celebrated a birthday on Christmas Eve. That's quite a gift your parents got. What's the best gift you've ever received, sexually or otherwise?

I always get the best gifts. What can I say, I’m spoiled! As far as sexual favors go, I’ve always been spoiled there as well; I’ve never been let down to the point where I had to finish myself off!

14. I noticed you have a degree in architecture and interior design. If you could design the ultimate porn set for you to star in, what would it look like?

Wow, that’s a loaded question! I would love to do a fantasy/fairy tale/fucked up dream kind of set. That would be hot!

15. Yes it would. Hey, let me ask you about your tits. They’re massive. Is there ever a time when you say to yourself, "My god these are a pain in the ass"?

Not really. I had nice sized breasts before, but I just wanted some more vavoom behind them. So that’s what I did! They’re at the same comfort level they were before. I don’t usually wear a bra. I just throw on a top and go. No problem!

16. Must be nice. Ok, if you could have music playing while having sex, what would it be and why?

I like Deftones, Slipknot, Led Zeppelin, old Black Sabbath…music like that. The first album I ever had sex to though was Sublime’s self-titled CD, with this surfer guy, Zack, at this rad house on the beach, so that CD is always cool for me too.

17. If we could arrange to have Nikki Core hump your face, would you let her?

Umm, I plead the fifth.

18. Ha ha. Nikki would also like to get a urine sample from you. While we won't honor her request, it begs the question: what's the strangest thing a fan has asked you for?

I’ve had several people write out custom video scripts, but one in particular was 26 pages long and consisted of a request for me to commit incest throughout the film. It was a bit out there. Of course, I replied back, but opted not to do the film. PS – if Nikki or anyone else wants any custom videos or has any custom requests, they can go to my web site! I’m sure most things can be arranged in some form!

19. Besides requesting a custom video of incest, what's the best way for a guy to win his way into your heart?

Intelligence. That damn catholic school education really stuck with me!

20. How about into your pants?

You’ll have to figure that one out for yourself!

21. Perhaps we can arrange something for the end of March? I’ll be in Las Vegas for a buddy’s bachelor party. Even if I can’t get into your pants then perhaps you can strip for us. I mean, now that we know each other, there has to be some sort of sleazy rock journalist special you can hook me up with?

Sure! Call me up. We can always arrange something!

Ok, interview is over. I have to go make a call.