Our favorite Mafia Princess: Kinzie Kenner
By Jeff Warren
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Kinzie Kenner enjoyed the last vestige of summer known as Labour Day, away from her preferred trade, at the beach, as a 20-year-old Californian girl is apt to do on a day when the temperature peaks a tad above seasonal. Now, I can’t really imagine porn stars anywhere but on film, but with Kinzie Kenner, the beach is exactly where she should be. But not just any beach – a golden beach with green water, a whitewashed boardwalk, girls in short shorts on roller skates, bunches of balloons, a Ferris wheel, and sticky cotton candy. And there she is, the perfect summer crush amongst her slumber party friends, her perky tits, bubble gum lips, bronze skin, contagious giggles, and tactile innocence like foaming waves upon some distant shore. Just one lick of her lollipop and you’re hooked for life. 

 That’s the kind of girl Kinzie Kenner is, friends, humanely real, perfectly palatable, and mind-numbingly hot. And she backs it all up with a sass of lez-appeal, a shake of glamour, and a batch of reckless sexual abandon that puts her a league above the Venus, for art’s sake. And her sparkling generosity is but a reflection of her stunning beauty, as she was more than happy to drop her towel for a few moments and take some time away from her day of fun in the sun to speak with me. Shine on.   ____________________________________________________________________________________
You set up a boobie fund. Explain.

It’s basically something where people can donate money and vote on whether or not I should get a boob job, because I want one and I was basically going to leave it up to my fans to tell me what they think and how big they think I should go.

So if I donate, do I receive any type of royalties any time you make money off your new tits?

Umm, well we figured it out that we are going to send an autographed picture or a pair of underwear or something like that to whoever donates. Like, the minimum donations are at $100 right now because we’ve not yet launched the site, it’s just the prototype. But the minimum donation will be like $5, so you won’t have to donate $100.
For the record, I think a boob job is a mistake.

You think so?

Yeah, I’m not a fan of fake tits, but what about you? When you’re with a girl, do you prefer fake tits or natural tits?

I like real ones, but I like how fake ones look clothed and look in front of the camera and things like that. But I like real ones better.
Now, speaking of being with girls, you had your first experience with a girl in the second grade. I was even terrified of girls back then, so how in the hell were you scoring?

I don’t know. I don’t even know how I knew what to do or why I tried it. I just did one day. We were in this little swimming pool in the backyard, one of those little plastic ones that you got when you were little, and she was like, ‘Hey, look at this,’ and I’m all, ‘Yeah,’ so we just started messing around. We explored each other and did the whole nine yards. It was kind of creepy but ever since then I guess I’ve liked chicks a lot.
 
Who was this girl, and do you still keep in touch with her?

No, I went to grade school with her and then after that I really didn’t talk to her anymore. She was my best friend for awhile but that was a long time ago.

You’ve got quite the family history. Can you get into that at all?

My family hasn’t always exactly been the cookie cutter, good family. My dad had a gambling problem, a drug problem, and a lying problem, so my mom decided to leave one day with my encouragement because I knew it was the best thing for the family. So, I’ve been out on my own since I was about 16. I had to find a place to live, get a job, and basically start pretty early.

And your dad was a mobster, wasn’t he?

Back then, yeah. I haven’t talked to him for about a year now because he stole my car in his typical mafia-like behaviour that I was used to. So he’s kind of disappeared and the cops are looking for him. He’s escaped from jail before also, so it’s nothing new.

None of it is catching up to you, is it?

Not really. I’ve always distanced myself from those situations and those types of people. I don’t really get involved in it. The way to do it is to observe things and learn what not to do and not get into the mix of it, because it’s really easy to get dragged into that and it’s not a good spiral to go down.

So you managed to avoid all the nastiness of the mafia lifestyle and got involved in porn instead. How’d that happen?

Well, my best friend from junior high, who was my first actual girlfriend, she calls me one day when I was living in Colorado – it’s the only time I’ve lived outside of California – and tells me she’s doing lingerie modeling. So I came out here to visit her, and she said she could get me a job  modeling lingerie, too. So I did that, and there wasn’t really any nudity involved, just some flashing and that sort of thing. Then she’s all, ‘Well, actually, I can get you job for even more money, because this is my real job.’ Then she told me what she did, and got me a job doing what she did. I’ve always been very open as in being naked and hooking up with chicks and just being a very sexual person, so I guess it came naturally. I found my place.
And now your empire is starting to grow.

I took a break for awhile, but I just started shooting videos again. My first boy/girl scene in over a year was shot last week, so it was pretty exciting. I’m back in the mix. It’s always fun.

You invite people to email you. What’s the weirdest email you’ve ever received?

I have various emails I’d have to scan through to see which one’s the weirdest. I’ve got emails from guys writing me whole stories. One wrote me a miniature novel about how he is a Spanish crusader and comes to take me away and it’s like a sexually explicit story. I’ve had people send me naked pictures of themselves asking if they can be in videos. It’s pretty crazy stuff. There’s one guy who emails me who likes pet talk and pet words. He likes to say 'sugar honey' and 'tooshie buns' and all the cute baby words. He emails me asking if I can say those for him on my web cam shows and things like that.
What’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done to get a man or woman’s attention?

One time for Easter I had got in a fight with my boyfriend. It was my fault so I went out and got a bunch of empty Easter eggs and I made a little trail in the house and he had to follow the trail and open each one. Each one said something like, ‘I want to do this to you,’ or ‘I love because of this’ and things like that. The little trail ended up in the bedroom and there was a bunch of candy and rose pedals all over the bed. I guess that was probably one of the most romantic things. That was a long time ago, though.

What’s the dirtiest thing you’ve ever done to get a man or woman’s attention?

I did the whole classic I’m-going-to-show-up-at-this-person’s-house-wearing-nothing-but-a-coat. That pretty much worked. It was a girl and she was my neighbor and I went and knocked on her door and I wasn’t wearing anything under my jacket. She seemed to like it.

I don’t doubt that. Now, do you wear shoes to bed, and if so, why?
 
I wear shoes to bed occasionally because my boyfriend likes it. He likes really big shoes so I wear those to bed. It can be fun. I like to dress up and mix it up a little bit.

Do you have any sexual idiosyncrasies?

I’ve been a lot more open to exploring than I ever was. I like to have my hair pulled and I like it to be rough sometimes, things like that. I like dirty talk. My boyfriend got me into that. It’s fun.
Speaking of your boyfriend, who is this Chef Jeff character anyway? Is he really a chef, and has he eaten his own cum yet?

His name is Chef Jeff because he has an internet radio show on Sex Talk Radio and his show is called What’s Cooking with Chef Jeff. His old co-host was Cytherea but now it’s this new girl. He does cook. He’s not a real chef though, but he’s a good cook. And he hasn’t done the whole I’m-going-to-drink-my-own-cum-for-the-butt-hole thing yet.

Well, if he’s a good cook, maybe he can come up with something where he can incorporate that into the meal.

Yeah, maybe.
Now, we all know that you’re saving yourself anally for when you are married or meet the right guy, so when it finally does happen, besides you and the guy fucking you, who’s going to be the first to find out that you finally took it in the ass?

I’ll probably go on some show or do something. I’ll probably voice it somehow. I don’t know, things usually leak out some way. I’ll be proud to say it once it happens and I’ll be proud to say whether I’ll do it again.
Would you ever consider posting it first on the Sleazegrinder message board?

That might happen! We’ll see.

Finally, what’s next for Kinzie Kenner?

Lots of things, hopefully, and not just something. I just opened my web site so hopefully that does well and I’m the process of doing the boy/girl videos I just started so hopefully I can do a lot more. Maybe start directing someday, who knows. A lot more is in store!

And hopefully a new pair of tits, right?

Maybe. You never know. I’m leaving it strictly up to the fans. If they don’t really want me to, I’m not going to do it.

-FIN-

-Jeff Warren
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