The real star of this film may be Rodney Moore’s socks. Probably not on purpose, but even when he’s got a hot teenie speared on his monster cock, as soon as they pan the camera down, you are mesmerized by the fuckin’ socks- smiley faces and Witchie-poo striped jobs and whatever else he’s wearing on his feet. I tell ya, it’d take some hot fuckin’ minky to distract you from Rod’s cartoony feet. Luckily he’s got some.

Big star (and I mean that both ways) on this edition of “We Swallow” – which is a best-of comp of the “I Swallow” series, by the way- is one Kayla Cam. A busty, American-thighed, tall-drink-o’-sexy whose face is the mirror image for that hard-bellied chick in the Black Eyed Peas (well ok, I'm stretching, but just a little), Kayla’s like, 3 kindsa woman. In her segment, shot just this June, she’s in an alley, getting ready to punch some black girl out. Ain’t nothin’ more hostile than an angry teenage black girl, so that takes some major brass. Our ebon friend rips Kayla’s admittedly flimsy halter top off, and dashes away. Kayla’s stuck in the alley, tits out. And what large, full-bodied tits they are.

Luckily, Rodney comes walking through the alley at just that moment, and offers to give her a new shirt. He’s got plenty back at home, see. Kayla agrees, and sure, she’ll fuck him for a cheap ass t-shirt, no sweat. What follows is a mind-blowing display of sleazy teenage sex as performed by a mesmerizing jiggle queen that looks, absolutely, like she might just snap Rod’s neck and clean the joint out as soon as he spurts his goo into a glass and makes her gulp it down (“Good thing I’m on a protein shake diet!”). Great stuff, and the reverse cowgirl shot, where you get to soak in the full power of that generous ass as it rolls like an ocean wave over Rodney’s jackhammer assault, is enough to keep you busy for days. Goddamn. By the way, I think Kayla changed her least named from Cam to Quinn now.

Elsewhere, you have two clips from ’02 – the scary ghost-girl Elisa (seriously, she looks like a haunted house prop!) and Soma, a very pretty Latina who has since gone on to mid-level porn fame, but who has always been a perfunctory cock sucker. And, you know, you oughta look alive when you’re in the court of the King of Cream. The new stuff includes an enthusiastic cock gobble scene-with-a-twist from Lana Leighton, a very young looking Avril Lavigne lookalike, who also happens to be about 7 months pregnant! Britney Noel is a angel-faced brunette who gives slow, languorous head to ol’ Stripe Socks, and brainy, kinky-haired Terril plays a nubile young art expert who cannot help but to succumb to Rodney’s advances.

Kayla’s the big draw here, but there’s bouncy tits and hungry mouths and cum flying everywhere, so oral-centric jerk-offs, dig in.