Eve Laurence’s massive basketball tits retain the same round shape no matter what position you put her in, even when you turn her upside down and drill her super-tight vadge like Abel Ferrara in a killin’ mood. That’s some remarkable mad science, Jack. Anyway, Eve’s in this. The dude says to her, “Suck my fuckin’ cock OFF, baby”, and “That’s it, break my fuckin’ dick OFF”. Apparently, the guy doesn’t like his penis too much. It’s a good scene, you know, because Eve Laurence is in it. Elsewhere? Well, it’s just a bunch of fuck scenes, it doesn’t MEAN anything, but Van Styles is a great director – or he has a really good cinematographer – so even the boring pussy-eating parts look like some kind of perverted cartoon. They totally skimp on the anal, though, so you gotta wait til little Latina Tiger shows up at the end (fittingly enough) for the backdoor stuff. It’s worth hanging around for, she’s cuter n’ hell, especially from the back-end. And that’s it. Oh, there’s lotsa chugging guitars on the soundtrack, too, if you're in a metal mood.

-Sleazegrinder