Ass Eaters Unanimous
Directed by Tom Byron
Evolution Erotica

For the porn enthusiast who has gotten bored with the same old blow job videos, Evolution Erotica takes sucking flesh to the next level with “Asseaters Unanimous”. How could anyone improve on the perfectly simple adolescent intro to sex on film you ask (not that I need to explain), by adding mandatory rim jobs to the menu. Unfortunately for me, adding this heaping helping of guys brown-holes into my porn diet is like putting way too many onions in the sauce. Tom Byron, whose long track record as an actor I have appreciated, has apparently gone on to produce and direct (it also seems to be him operating the camera), and I regret to report that I am less than thrilled with my introduction to his new work. Call me old fashioned, but I don’t care for the 70% male to 30% female genitalia ratio found here. However, if you are just happy with cute chicks buried up to their eyes in guys ass cheeks, there’s bums-a-plenty for ya right here, so cum and get it.

 - Mundane Complaints by Jake “those aren’t pillows” Hamilton