Ass
Stretchers 3
Directed by Skeeter Kerkove
Starring Ariana Jollee, Maggie Star, Lauren Phoenix, Julie Robbins, Ashely
Long
Mayhem
Buy it Now!
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Hot damn. Ass Stretchers 3 is an
all-star, all anal hammer party from the rock 'em sock 'em slutmakers at
Mayhem, and brother, they've got shit in here that I've never even
seen before. Take, for example, the ritual degradation of sexy
lil' ribcage queen Maggie Star, who gets one of half of one o'
those nasty be-spined double dildos shoved deep into her dirthole, and the
other half duct taped to her leg. Then some dude fucks her while she's in
this predicament. Heavy. The beauty of this scene is how fuckin'
gratuitous it is- there is no reason in a sane man's universe to tape
dildos to girl's legs, ya know. And man, talk about nasty- Ariana Jollee gets shoved, slapped and choked while wearing a ball and gag and a giant black leather collar. Then she gets brutally throat-fucked and generally roughed up, and even that's not enuff for these fuckers- they seal the deal with some double anal. Even I was walkin' funny after that one. I tell ya man, these Mayhem characters don't fuck around- every nasty fluid and inflamed blemish is on display like pop art for crazy people. Dig the anal devastation of Brit superslut Ashley Long and the blistering double-team assault on luscious Lauren Phoenix for further damning evidence.
Not a plotline of a line of dialogue in sight- this one's thrash and bash all the way, with demented superstarlets and excessive anal action. Bad ass? The definition, brother.
Bonus: all the chicks smoke, if that's yr bag. I think they all share the same pair o' fishnets, too. That's not necessarily a bonus, but I thought I'd mention it. Among many other exxxtra features (behind the scenes, photo gallery, etc) there's some pretty bitchin' interviews with all the girls, where we learn, among other things, that Maggie Star copped her name from the Simpsons, and that Ariana Jollee is deep-fried on trucker speed. Just the way we like 'em, right?
Get this one- it'll make even more of a man outta ya.
-Sleazegrinder
Available in the Bad Girl City Superstore