Barely 18 #6
Directed by Jack Vincennes
Starring Kayla Marie, Jamie Brooks, Christie, Emily Da Vinci, Kelly
Jensen
Sin City
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The
title sez it all, daddy-o. Sin City trolls the schoolyard, checking
ID’s, and these are the right-eyed nubiles they brought back with ‘em.
B18 is ground zero for superfine youngstuff, and this volume rolls out
5 bitchin’ nu-slutlets, fresh as daisies and just as easily plucked.In a gasping mallchick line-reading, curly-haired cutie Christie explains that she just turned 18, her parents are finally out of the house (whether they’re gone for the day or just got outta dodge when their trampy daughter turned legal is anybody’s guess), and that’s she’s got eyes for the ‘hot’ poolboy. The poolboy?! Yep. Whaddya think, the plots thickened in porn in the last 100 years? Anyway, Christie’s petite yet curvy, and she does an admirable job of sucking the life outta the poolboy. His ‘gasm moans (“OOOOOOAAARRGGHHHUUUGGGH”) are just fuckin’ gross, but whatever.
Sexy blonde Kelli Jennsen gets caught wit her hands down her pink panties by her brother’s lummox of a buddy. Teen terror Kelli explains that she’s horny and “old enough for you!” The guy sez, “Let’s find out just how old enough you are for me!” in one of the more grammatically botched porno lines I’ve heard lately, and then he fucks Kelli. You would too, bro. The scene seems kinda gentle, really, but they don’t all have to be bruisers, I suppose. Anyway, Kelli’s one to watch- not only is she a total fox, but she sucks dick like she means it, man.
Covergirl Kayla Marie is either foreign or just kinda dim-witted. Doesn’t matter which, but I enjoyed her little “Hi…I’m…Kayla” intro greatly anyway. She’s a sexy plumper with an innocent face and authentic babyfat, and she’s so friggin' cute I’d probably adopt her, if she wasn’t a whore. Bonus points for when the stunt dick enters her pussy for the first time, and it sounds like somebody opening a bag of potato chips. I don’t know how she did that trick, but it was cool.
Then there’s Emily Da Vinci, who I’ve waxed and waned about plenty already- suffice to say, this short-haired, short-bus Frenchie is one o’ the sexiest teens on the circuit, and I don’t think she’s even tryin’ to be. Watch her flop around on top of the guy she’s doing like a fuckin’ flounder out of water, and tell me that ain’t crazy sexy cool, man.
Finally, there’s Jamie Brooks, but she looks about 32, and the joker she’s with keeps his fancy Euro shades on the whole time, which is just plain rude, if ya ask me. Skip this one and watch Emily in slo-mo, instead.
Unless yr the parent of a troubled teen yerself, then don’t hesitate to snap this one up. No anal hijinks or particularly sleazy scenes here, but nothin’ beats fresh meat, right?
Exxxtras: Behind the scenes, trailers, talent profile
-Sleazegrinder
Available in the Bad Girl City Superstore