Sex Drugs, Rock n Roll
Directed by Guy Capo
Starring Felicia Fox, Selena Silver, Katie Morgan, Brooke, Allysin
Chaynes, Katrina Kraven, Red Heaven
Evolution
Erotica
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Well,
right on. My 3 favorite things. Well, at least a couple of ‘em (speed
kills, man), all at once. “SD&RnR” is the true (not really) tale of
a nameless LA rock n’ roll band as they fuck and snort their way to the
bottom. Now, I know about a million bands, and approximately none
of ‘em have backstage orgies fulla exotic drugs served up on silver
platters, but then, if it really was about the real life sexcapades
of yr average rock band, it’d be about 10 minutes long. All the groupies
chase the hip-hop guys now, ya know. At any rate, the film follows the
band as they burn through a backstage blow-out, the apocalyptic
morning-after band meeting, life on the tour bus, and, of course, the
obligatory funeral/orgy. And along the way, there’s women-“millions of
women” (Ok, 7)- salivating for rock star cock when and wherever they
can get it. Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll features some witty dialogue (“Do you ever give a straight answer to anything?” “Well, that’s a complicated question, man”, a few Spinal Tap-esque moments, like when the vocalist OD’s (“Here lies a man who’s face you can lick and trip for days”), some bitchin’ tunes, courtesy Dayton Ohio’s own snarlpunks the Luxury Pushers and porno rockers the Darkbackwards, and tons (and tons) of phony rock star cock sucking. Plenty of real porn star ass-fucking, too. Sticking with the vision, Capo shoots all the sex scenes the same way groupie gropes actually happen- fast, sloppy, and anonymous. He does such an authentic job, matter of fact, that only the gorgeous Felicia Fox, baby-faced Selena Silver (who has two scenes), perfectly cast supergroupie Allysin Chaynes (ha!), and sacreligious biker slut Katrina Kraven are immediately recognizable. OK, that’s over the half the chicks in the movie, but I mighta cheated. The band- which includes porn vet and honest-to-Christ actor Tony Tedeschi, Dick Smothers, JR (!), Tony Sexton, and the bitchin’ Maximian Nye (he doesn’t get to fuck anybody, but he’s got all the best lines)- are the perfect asshole rock star stereotypes, as is the grating manager with the hard Brit accent and surly demeanor (Dick Nasty), and the whole thing plays out like an over-amped VH1-styled rockumentary. Only with anal scenes.
Exxxtras: Guy lays it all out on the line- shooting a party scene with no party, actors that don’t know their lines, 19 hour days- the fucker works as hard as any low-budget b-movie director, which is pretty remarkable, since not a lot of his peers do. There’s also more backstage footage courtesy the production assistants, a cumshot recap, a photo gallery, and the soundtrack, which is pretty fuckin’ rock-worthy. All in all, a very happenin’ package.
-Sleazegrinder
Available in the Bad Girl City Superstore