Ass Cleavage 3
Directed by Quasarman
Starring Dark Angel, Ariana Jollee, Jane Darling, Katja Kassin, Sabina
Black
Zero Tolerance
Buy it Now!
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“Ass
Cleavage”, a term coined by blues hussy
Nikka Costa
that ably describes the public crack demonstrations brought on by the
low-cut jeans revolution, still remains the single greatest idea I’ve ever
heard in my 34 years of life on Earth. “Ass Cleavage 3”, despite
the name suggesting otherwise, doesn’t actually show off any ass cleavage,
as the pornstresses on deck are already stripped down to a thong and deep
in the pink within 30 seconds, but by then it’s too late to protest, and
hell, with all the top shelf stuff on display, who really cares, ya know?
Jane Darling - who looks kinda Polish, but is probably from Ohio or somethin’- kicks things off with a quick thong show, before succumbing to a deep anal plowing in a disorienting bright-green room. I know, you don’t care about the room, but it looks like irradiated Jello, and it freaked me out a little. Good scene, tho.
There can’t possibly be a pair of Levis out there that can fit around Katja Kassin’s incredible edible jumbo-sized ass anyway, which is probably why every time I’ve seen her, she’s strutting around in customized slutty lingerie. This is exactly how I’d keep her if I had the sense to buy her at the Hungarian slave auction before her porno masters did, so, suffice to say, I like it, man. Katja looks pretty much like Minnie Mouse, if Minnie were a Euro-sex star with a giant ass, and in this 'un, after some rugged deep-throating, she sits that thang right down a big ol’ dick and takes it for a ride. Good thing that guy’s got it bolted to his balls, or it mighta gotten lost in there forever. Anyway, this scene is BAD ASS. Or maybe GOOD ASS. You get the idea.
Sabina Black is a breathtaking Euro glamazon, with dark flowing hair and a truly hellacious rack, and she too takes a deep anal plunging in a super-sexed up scene marred only by the fact that the guy fucking her looks like the keyboard player in UFO, circa 1978. But yer not here to check out the stunt dicks anyway, right?
Ariana Jollee is the NASTIEST girl in all of porn-dom, a
crazed force of nature that actually appears to be IN LOVE with her
own asshole. Don’t believe me? Watch this scene, man, as she constantly
shoves as many fingers in there as possible and then licks off whatever
she finds in there. And this is even when there’s already a dick in
there, man. Yowza. Covergirl Dark Angel (so named, I reckon, for her passing resemblance to Jessica Alba) is a gorgeous, vaguely ethnic beauty with olive skin and a supermodel’s features, and she brings things to a shuddery climax with an enthusiastic anal blast. Righteous.
Ok, so like I sed, there’s no sleazy ass cleavage shots in this ‘un, but there is a whole bevy of seriously sexy girls and LOTS off ass n’ roll, so if either- or both- is yr cup o’ poison, than don’t hesitate to snatch this ‘un up.
-Sleazegrinder
Available in the Bad Girl City Superstore
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