Alexis Rising
Directed by Bill Black
Starring Kim Chambers, Holly Hollywood, Nicole Loren, Mckayla, August
Full Blown
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Dude,
you've totally blown it in the sack with some chick once or twice, right?
Creamed yr boxers 'fore ya even got there, maybe, or accidentally started
thinking about that flatcat roadkill ya scraped off yr tires this mornin'
and lost yr wood? Listen, it happens to the worst of us. And, ya know, the
chick split, and you never got to find out what her ass-crack tasted like.
Bummer. But what if you could do it all over again? What if you could keep
trying, from different angles, till ya banged her just right? That would
be boss, right? Right. That would be totally boss.Well, it ain't gonna happen here, Jack, cuz this is a lesbo flick, but the concept remains, and it's a certifiable blast. See, Full Blown make what ya'd call "interactive" stroke flicks, which means, with a click of yr mouse or remote, you can fly all over the room, zooming on the best parts and hitting the hot buttons at just the right moment. It's fuckin' remarkable stuff, really. In "Alexis Rising", the extremely curvy and titan-titted blonde goddess Kim Chambers takes on o' those "Sexual journeys", ya know the kind, and I betcha there's even a plot on deck here, but I didn't really notice, to be honest. See, the thing of it is, she does stuff like plug up every hole with designer dildos and finger-bang herself into a tizzy, and then she tries on a buncha her funky friends, doing all that stuff to them too, plus the usual lesbo-lickfest madness, and the whole goddamn time I'm playing, like Missile Command, right clicking my way to a puddle of satisfaction. Bitchin'.
By the way, the whole thing is sumptuously shot, with lotsa smoky lighting and amber colors, and usually that kinda stuff drives me crazy, but it actually works here. The girls are all gorgeous - it is quite difficult peelin' yr eyes offa Chambers- and even if it does reek of class, a dildo in the ass equals good 'ol raunch, no matter how nicely it's shot, ya know? The meat of the all girl-gangbangin' happens on disc two- disc one has a three-girl toy party and lotsa solo Chambers action- and, if I got my math straight, the multi-angle jazz means you've got over 57,000 different combos to work with. Well, maybe not that many, but you can still build a different porn flick every time, if ya want.
"Alexis Rising" worked better on my computer than it did my DVD player- the buttons are more easily controlled by mouse- but either way, it's a lotta goddamn fun. Plus, it gives ya a hard-on. Which is the best kinda fun, after all.
-Sleazegrinder
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