Cum Slams are about as close as I get to watching sports. Take one dumb hussy, round up ten guys, let's see if she can swallow all ten loads. Place yr bets.

I could really do without the guys' interviews at the beginning of each scene, because they sound like jackasses. Honestly, you'll be hoping the girls bite a few of these cocks off after listening to these fuckers ramble on about their conquests. Let's just get to the cock eating, huh?

Jasmine Byrne is a cute Latina newcummer, who got a quick bad-girl rep because her line is that she started fucking at the age of 12. That's really more weird then hot, but whatever. She's good looking and obedient. She sucks 'em all off and swallows all the goo and does not complain at all. Let's she if she goes this easily when it's time to sell her off for dogfood in 5 years.

Bianca Pureheart is skinny, blonde, and looks like Marcia Brady. She's from Oklahoma. She is ready to pass out by too-chunky load #4 - by the tenth, she's like a desperate, cum-encrusted animal. Doesn't look like Bianca's gonna want to do a sequel.

Last girl up is Tori Taylor, a cute, curvy brunette from North Carolina. She could not be any less interested in the task at hand, but she handles the goo like a pro.

So, what's the best scene? The crazy girl who likes it, the sad girl who doesn't, or the bored girl who does it the best? I dunno, I'm no semen philosopher. All I really know is that all the girls complete their tasks, and that I will see them -and you - in Hell.