I like ‘em when they’ve still got some babyfat. Opening scene with Cherry Poppens and teeny plumper Holly Day is a veritable babyfat feast, as both of ‘em ride Gigantis Cockus into jiggly oblivion. Cherry and Holly both get their asses popped, too. Fantastic opener.

The rest? Well, it’s ok. Heather Hunt is smoky and leggy and Mr Pete tosses her around for awhile. Vanilla Skye has a nice sleazy teenage hellcat edge to her, but she doesn’t work all that hard. Shay Kamar is a curvy, dark haired beauty who eats cock like it owes her something. Beauti is an assy blacktress who seems a little undercooked here.

So, you know, it’s a mixed bag. But hey, as Stephen Pearcy once said, I’ll take what’s good for this crazy night.