The chick on the cover is wearing a leather wristband that says “100% Anal”. How awesome is that? I totally want one of those. No, wait, that might not work for me.

Anyway, what we’ve got here is another 7 day weekend in the endless party that is Seymore Butts’ life. Don’t kid yrself, man – however good you got it, he’s got all that PLUS all the hot blonde sphincter he can handle. And the fucker can handle plenty. I’d hate him, if he didn’t give me so much good masturbation material.

Case in point. Seymore walks into his house, finds a blonde in tube socks getting fingered into a squirting mess by a bald English dude, while another blonde lies on the carpet soaking it all in. Then both of the blondes pounce on the limey, and it’s an ass fuckin’, cock suckin’, cum-eatin’ freak-for-all. Those blondes? Fat-titted Sindy Lange, and the always-fetching Flower Tucci. And the English dude? Honestly, who cares?

Later on…well, there’s always something going on in the Butts Empire, but some highlights include the truly mesmerizing reverse-cowgirl ass-pounding of pug-nosed, choco-licious Jenna Brooks, a truly booty-ful sight to behold. Then there’s the equally ferocious anal-slam laid down on one Hillary Scott, a stacked, sultry blonde, in the back of Seymore’s car, as it roars down the highway. By the way, MR. B, what’s with the cassette deck? You gotta upgrade, baby.

Oh yeh, there’s a scene where he’s house-hunting with pixie-ish Latina Mari Possa, and she blows him, messily, in the backyard of the house they’re looking at. I have been house-hunting with the wife plenty times, and nothing remotely like that has ever happened. Californians are crazy, man.

Dude, there’s other stuff too, 95% of it involving girl’s assholes. Which I like.

Bonuses: Extra footage of the scenes with Jenna, Flower and Sindy, plus a photo shoot with Brooke Haven. There’s also a photo gallery, and an infomercial for Seymore’s bachelor party service.

Extra super bonus: There’s some other scheme here, if yr watching on your PC, “bonus” flashes at different points during the flick, and I reckon if you click on ‘em, something wonderful happens. Personally, I’m too stupid to figure out how it works, but drop me a line if it works for you, tell me what happens.

-Sleazegrinder