666 pounds of veiny tit-flesh await you on this, the 4th and biggest-yet edition of Stacked & Packed, and lemme tell ya, it’s a real Strokerpalooza for plumper freaks. Why? Well, Annie Swanson is in it. If you haven’t seen this lil’ dumpling yet, yer in for a treat, because she’s a total fox. A fat fox, sure, but she wears it well. Perfect angel face, giant heaving tits, just the right amount of jiggle to keep the chubby chasers in, uh, chubbies. And since she can’t be a day over 18-and-a-day, all the parts you really like looking at are still in tip-top condition. Awesome. She opens this bitch up clad in purple lingerie, watching another Score vid on a tiny TV ,and fingering herself into a frenzy. Then she pulls out some kinda goo – skin lotion, I reckon – and squirts it all over her heaving melons, rubbing it all in until she’s as oily as a boiled duck.

Then, she pulls out a suction cup and puts it on her tit, and then pumps it. That’s…I dunno what that’s about.

And then, it’s dildo time. She stabs herself in the nips with her translucent plasti-penis, and later on, she twists it around in her bald puss. At one point, she does herself doggy –which can’t be easy- and we get a full view of her royal round rump, and it’s stellar. Even her fine layer of ass-hair is cute. I mean, good fuckin’ night, Jackson.

Ah, but there’s more, so wipe off the screen, and let’s get back to work.

Jezhabelle’s tits are much bigger than Annie’s. In fact, they are SO fuckin’ huge that they are purple. And that’s cool. She is the first girl of several to do this bit where she fucks and sucks a dildo, but the dildo is poking out of some dude’s pants. Why doesn’t said dude just fuck these flaberinas himself? Too distracting? Well, I am very distracted by this guy’s be-socked feet twitching away in the background. But I digress. Jezzy’s alright.

Jade Feng is an aging Asian on the grandma end of MILFdom. Unlike her fleshier comrades, she’s actually a skinny girl who pumped five zillion gallons of whatever into her chest, presumably to star in Score vids. She shows her asshole off and yanks on her nipples, then sock guy rubs more goo into her tits. Since this scene covers about 7 different fetishes at once, I’m gonna say it’s a winner.

Busty Becky is cute and mouthy. She must be a feature dancer or something in her dayjob. She goes through a similar routine with off-screen sock guy. S’ok.

How is Autumn Jade a white, blonde chick? The name seems kinda dragon-lady to me. But anyway, she’s a little ragged looking, but she does wrestle with a dildo that’s twice the size of the one the other girls used, so she gets super-trooper points.

Denise Davies has tits so fuckin’ big she could loan ‘em out as weather balloons. Crazy big. Nipples the size of dinner plates. She has an outdoor scene, yanking away on those monsters as she rolls around in the grass. It’s half-sexy, half-sideshow. You know how it goes.

Finally, there’s CJ, a pigtailed honey showing off her mega-juggs on what appears to be a Public Access TV stage. Well, maybe not, but it’s pretty grainy and home-movie-ish. Which probably won’t stop the tit fans among us from chapping themselves over her, because she’s very cute. Hence the cover shot.

And so it ends. The new-agey theme muzak (is that St Elsewhere?) will help you drift off into a deep afternoon drowse, as your boob-jonesing cock dries and shrivels contentedly with you on the couch.

A little bonus interview action mighta been fun – nothing extra here ‘cept for a slideshow and trailers – but otherwise, if you like ‘em big up top (and elsewhere, let’s face it), this’ll do ya.

-Sleazegrinder