The great appeal of this gimmicky ATM craze is the sheer porn-ness of it all. I mean, it's not REAL - go ahead, try this crazy shit at home, see how far you get. In any normal situation, chicks do not want to taste their own asses, but here...it's like their battered sphincters are truffle and shrimp cocktails all wrapped up in one juicy penis-wich. Yep, they sure do love it.

So, you know, ya gotta get the right kind of crazy girl for the job, a real fuckin' freak. Enter Melissa Lauren, the pissed-off Frenchy with the pinched nose and the big ass, who not only loves the endless ATM action, but she's just as fond of getting the shit beat out of her, too. If ya like slapping and choking with your ass-slathered penis-eating, Melissa is most definitely your girl. She gobbles down two cocks covered in yesterday's lunch here, and, as she says in the behind-the-scenes footage, "It's verrrry romantic."

Similar thrills await you courtesy our fave Germanic whore, Katja Kassin, who is like, the best anal-getter ever, and the voluptuous and delightfully not-all-there Haley Paige. There's also a couple undercooked-and-overcoked newcummers on the undercard - Staci Thorn, a dizzy Jessica Darlin lookalike with an awful arm tattoo, and Chanel Chavez, a loud, lippy Latina with a giant, distracting mole on her cheek. But I figure most of us will never even get past Melissa's rugged, awesome opener, so what's the difference?

PS, if you ever wondered how girls end up on the slippery slope of porn, do yrself a favor and listen to Haley's childish babbling in the behind the scenes. It explains everything.