At first, I was gonna complain, because all the girls have their asses covered in oil at the top of each scene, which seems like cheating to me - what, they can't take it like a man and get assfucked with nothin' but a little spit, like their American counterparts? But then I figured, well, it is called big WET asses, so what the hell. Oh, and the BIG part? That's big in European terms, like the metric system. Not nearly as big as you'd see say, on the 47 Crosstown bus here in Boston.

Those're minor squabble, tho, because when it comes to pure anal action, this one delivers. All the scenes follow the same blueprint- assy tramp shows off her glistening bubble, some freak in a raincoat and yellow gloves shows up and shoves a penis-gun in said bubble, and a heated fuck n' suck with copious anal plundering ensues. Hell's bells, jack.

All the girls are spectacularly European - great faces, sculpted bodies, garbled accents. The dark-haired lovelies are the real ringers, tho. Laura Lion is stunning, and appears to run on some kind of pneumatic engine - when she titty-fucks the guy, it looks like his cock is gonna start smoking from the friction - and the pretty and aptly named Simone Peach has a thunderous anal scene that threatens to split her in two. At one point, midway through reverse cowgirl anal, she screams "I can't do this!"

And yet she does. Awesome.