I think they might have had an Asian Mouth Club in my high school. I think I saw a sign for it in the hall one day. If only I knew what was going on in there!

Actually, that might have been an entirely different kinda club. In this particular club, the only way in is to perform a decent blowjob on David Aaron Clark, the creepy king of Asian POV. I don’t think he was around back then.

Anyway, what I really like about this one is the locations. In many of today’s glossy porn flicks, the girls are getting banged in mansions, or in front of waterfalls, or in tiger cages. Or wherever. It’s pretty phony. People don’t fuck in haystacks, they fuck in cramped bedrooms on the dirty floor, right? Well, Mr. Clark does, and he films the first three girls right in his own room, surrounded by all his junk, including a three foot high bong and a bitchin’ porn stash. No bed, even, just a sheet on the floor. The drill goes thusly: girl is introduced, there’s a rather excruciating interview segment (“Oh, you have a good ass”, Clark tells Lucy Lee in a voice that’s a cross between Isaac Hayes and that heavy metal hick on the Howard Stern show, Richard Christie. “Most Korean girls don’t even have asses, you must be some new kind of mutant Korean girl.”), and finally, the girls fucks n’ sucks Mr. C, POV style.

Not a bad set-up, and most of the girls seem to be into it, especially cute lil’ Fillipina Kimmy, who hops on pop for a pneumatic cowgirl ride, then follows up with a complicated foot-job. Nautica Thorn is also on deck, looking as beautiful as ever, and there’s a cuppla hot newbies, Lacey and Mila, who both chomp dick (and bananas, in Mila’s case) like pros. On the downside, frying pan faced Lucy Lee sleep-walks through another scene, and teenie Lolita is just too ugly-duckling to arouse much…interest.

But hey, most of the girls are sexy, the blowjobs and messy facials are well-executed, and Clark is such a wreck (check out his filthy t-shirt during Kimmy’s scene!) that he ends up providing a few bonus unintentional chuckles.