No, it is NOT good enough to take it in the ass, we need you TASTE whatever we just scraped outta yer lower intestines too. This ain’t no disco, this is rock n’ fuckin’ roll, baby! Just ask Sandra Romain and Mary Ann…actually, don’t bother asking Mary Ann, she’s new, but she does look like Jamie Pressley, so at least she’s got that going for her. Euro-whore Romain is a fucking nut and will eat ANYTHING, so dirty ass is like cake. She eats a lot of cake in the storming opener.

Pretty Jasmine Byrne gets DP’d and makes a lot of strangled duck noises during the oral portions of the big show; she gargles and swallows, too. I have no doubt her asshole tastes like Jolly Ranchers, so I don’t even feel bad for her here.

Brooke Haven is spazzy, but she’s got a great ass, to it evens out. Sintia Stone looks like she wandered in from a 4-day bender. In a good way, of course. Janet Alfano is last up, and she’s pretty voracious, taking big bites of man-ass and everything.

So, pretty solid array of scenes. I hope they had some Altoids on hand, because the breath on these tramps could not have been good by day’s end. _________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder