Somebody forgot to turn the lights on for the first scene, featuring cute, tiny-tits newbie Alektra Blue, which is a shame, because it’s her first anal scene (at least she says so), and it’s kinda murky. Mike Stefano breaks her ass on a flight of stairs. Her reaction? “Oww!” As it should be.

‘nother newbie, Claire Robbins, is up next. Short-haired and spazzy, she seems real INTO it, which is nice, you know, when you consider the fucking-strangers-for-money aspect. She’s not much of a looker – think Cloris Leachman – but a nice ass, and a trooper.

Fat-assed choco-chick Ayana Angel has a decent sphincter stretching, but her over-stuffed basketball tits are a little distracting. I kept waiting to hear a hissing sound as one of ‘em gets caught on a zipper and starts to deflate. Taryn Thomas is sort of a shorter, curvier version of Alektra Blue, and she has a decent, if unremarkable scene here. It all ends in a manic assplosion with covergirl Jasmine Byrne, a gorgeous…I dunno, Asian? Latina? With a great ass and a great ‘ohbabyfuckmehard’ rap. A star in the making, for sure.

Bonus bits include a behind the scene segment with a gushing Claire Robbins talking about how much she loves her new job. She’s probably in a dumpster by now. _________________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder