"Naughty" Alysha- so named, I imagine, because she'll shove just about anything into her rubbery pussy, no matter how improbable in size, puts on a one-woman show here- A 'Vagina Monologues' for the rest of us, if you will. She's not exactly pretty, and not exactly smart, but good Lord, can she suck in the plastic. This Sticky Production starts out with Alysha stripping out of a flowered bikini and lubing up, surrounded by gigantic black dildos. I'm not talking penis-pump large either, I'm talking elephant legs. She plucks up her favorite- it looks like a black toadstool that a family of rabbits could hide from the rain under- and asks, with a wink, "Do you want to see me shove this into my stretched out pussy?" Before you can protest, she slathers half a pint of "Wet" lube onto the double wide one-eye, and slowly, but surely, straddles the beast and starts sliding up and down on it. If her feet had slipped at any point during this segment, she would have been split in two. Truly, an amazing penetration.

The next scene is for hardcore gyno-fans only, as some off camera creep inserts a see-through funnel into her cunt, and then pulls out some kind of thin metal rod. Then he goes ahead and roots around in her cervix, while she gushes and moans. I know this is already hardening the lower arteries of some of you out there, and if surgery porn is your bag, than you will cream yourself but good with this scene, as the camera goes very, very deep inside Naughty Alysha.

We next join Alysha on a patio balcony, in all her naked splendor. Her full tits hang a little, full and milky looking, resting on her belly. She's got a ring in each nipple, "And I love to have them yanked a few times when I'm getting fucked", she tells us. An off-screen stagehand hands her a towel, and she stretches out on a Rattan chair, pulling her bikini bottom to the side and fingering herself. After working up a healthy head of steam, with much Midwestern farm girl moaning- think a Canadian goose getting strangled- her seemingly magical cunt starts gushing like a water bubbler in an explosive orgasm. Thoroughly worked up, she picks out a nice, thick dildo, wide as a fist, and greedily shoves it into her pussy. After some jackhammer masturbation, another flood of girl cum. After a brief rest, she finds another bigger, blacker fuck toy. "It's just begging to be shoved up my ass", she smiles. "See? It's already hard!" Alysha briefly works her asshole with the ebony ram-rod. "I love the way my pussy tastes, but my ass tastes even better", Alysha coyly announces to the camera, as she slips the big black dildo out of her puckered asshole with an audible pop and shoves it into her mouth. She seems pleased. In a giving mood, she asks, "Want to see how far I can stretch my pussy and ass?" And of course, you do, don't you?

Although Amazing Penetrations will obviously appeal more to the bizarre insertions and female orgasm fetishists than to the average stroker ace, it certainly lives up to it's title, and scores big points on shock value alone.