Angelmania 4 (Metro)
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Mio!The opening scene, consisting of burrito sucking, tongue spearing, and pussy slapping, was a strong start for this diamond in the rough porn selection, Angelmania 4. The setting included the park bench in the hills of the Spanish village sets the stage for some crazy outdoor “getting it on” kind of fun. I was expecting a wild animal to jump out of the bush at any moment to join in on the fun. Our stud doesn’t seem to be earning his money in this one due to a lot of laying around while the ladies rotate for the “pole position”. He does, however, briefly captivate the audience with a great pile- driving ass fuck sequence on Blondie there, where he effortlessly makes a move from pussy to ass, and quickly back to pussy, bravo! Some dull points include an “improper use of the dog chain around the neck”(it’s kind of just hanging around the neck without any tugging involved), and the transition from park bench to deck was weak. A total outdoor to indoor movement could have been used here. The scenes were identical except for the lady in black approaching at the money shot. The first money shot was uncalculated but adequate, while the second money shot itself being interesting in it’s own right, was almost not worth doing. The first scene gets a six out of ten nut salute.
The second scene was a complete change of mood and tempo. “Fingerella”, as I affectionately call her, is a little older and perhaps a little wiser in her way. The whole guy's underwear thing was pretty insignificant and should be removed. Then she moves to the next room where we encounter the second strapping buck. She gives him the professional lip service, while his facial expressions start to bug the fuck out of me. My best description of this guy is that of a pre-ice aged Cro-Magnon Man who has just downed a bottle of Prestone anti-freeze. His performance is awkward and he lacks any kind of rhythm. Fingerella, on the other hand, as mentioned earlier, is a true professional, leading every sequence, from cock suck to cum soak. She is even unfazed by her own pussy farting; what amazing concentration. The money shot the end of the scene was quite poor, as our moron again did not time it right. A better, “happier” ending might have been a cock between the tits and through the shirt and under the chin. I give the dude a one and a half nut salute to match what’s in his head, and I give my dearest Fingerella an eight nut salute and a proper money shot, like the one she deserved.
The third, and unfortunately, my last scene viewed, opens with what could be a Calvin Klein Obsession commercial. I will call it Obsession with Cock, where these two are dressed in white and pose like models. I say fuck that, this is a porno. The dirtier the better, and dirtier it gets. She gets his finger in the caboose, and she lets it loose. Yes, a true porno fart unedited; shocking and unrefined. It feels like magic and probably smelled like shit. They seem to work very well together from oral to anal, and then we see the money shot. Finally, we have distance and timing. A truly brilliant ending and highlight for the evening. I give this segment an eight nut salute.
The movie as a whole, (whole as in what I viewed), was definitely amateur but had some interesting scenes. My final score is seven and one half nuts, (hopefully on a chin).
-Kevin and Dave, Gravitron