Howard Ramone’s Bada Bimbos 3 (Rodney
Moore)
Starring: Kaylynn, Rhiannon Bray, Mariah Taylor, Celine Maximus and loads of
other girls who were born with similarly stupid names, honest.
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Well guys, maybe I’m new to this, but I’d
never heard of Howard Ramone, so I presumed that he was the stupid
one who never made it into his brothers’ band because ‘Nothing will
ever come of it cos you guys can’t play.’ But maybe he wasn’t so
stupid after all, because his vocation in life now seems to involve making
a fool of himself and banging lots of nubile young pussy.The main character, Howard Ramone (Rodney Moore) seems to be a sub-Howard Stern type character (if that’s possible) complete with long wig, sunglasses and dumbass look on his face. God knows how this idiot gets to fuck so many chicks...shit, I must keep telling myself- it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie…
Firstly, Celine visits Howard to try and purchase some vintage 45’s from Howard for her boss, a private collector. He instructed her not to go over a certain price for each record, but the prices are too low for Howard. Since she will lose her job if she doesn’t come back with the collection, she has to offer Howard a little more than cash for each record, and he’s more than willing to take advantage of the situation. Bada Bing! You get the idea. Same old, same old. You get Howard on one girl, Howard on two girls, then Howard on one girl again. There’s nothing here that you haven’t seen before, apart from Howard. And there are only four separate scenes to the whole movie, so it’s not exactly value for money, but the girls are cute all the same.
I’m so sad, but I actually find this guy amusing. To think that a total loser like this can get girls must give the guys in Pantera eternal hope.