99% Evil, 1%...uh, Demonic, maybe: Syn Devil
By Sleazegrinder
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New York City’s own goth-vamp-metal-vixen Syn Devil, as the name would suggest, has a body from Hell. I mean, literally, only fuckin’ SATAN could carve out such a vicious display of lips, hips, and other good parts, stuff it into leather n’ lace, and let it loose on the world. But hey, that’s his job, so worship or die, baby. Syn’s starred in enough vampire flicks to make even ol’ Chris Lee blush (Stakes, Vampire Sisters, the upcoming Last Dying Breath), as well as several of Bill Zeebub’s Jersey headbanger wasteland epics (Metalheads, Dirtbags, Metal Radio. You can also catch her selling autographed photos and kicks in the nuts (maybe) at various “horror-cons” (Fango, Chiller, Horrorfind), and probably at yer sexier, more high-class funerals, too. Me, I dig her ‘cuz she looks like she’d kill me for the right price, and I like that in a girl. I caught up with her on a brief break from filming her latest bloodbath to badger her with questions about her tits, among other things. Dig.

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Have you ever literally stopped traffic?
I've had plenty of people pull over and ask if I need a ride. Usually when I'm walking to my vehicle It can be annoying at times...

What’s the worst script you’ve read? Did you take the gig anyway?
Another Bob Gonzo* piece of crap. I did a few of his earlier ones, but he went from minus 10 to minus 1,000,000,000 . It was stupid, and hell no, I didn't do it.

Ever been on a casting couch?
No I usually have to sit on the floor.

What was the first record/CD you bought? Do you still listen to it now?
I think my first LP was Madonna, the one with “Material Girl” on it. I think someone stole it. I'm more of a metal head these days, but now and then I'll listen to a song that takes me back to my youth and simpler times.

Are vampires real? How about UFO’s?
Umm, vampires, I wish.. If any vamps read this please, get in touch asap. I really dig that immortality and never aging thing ya have going on…this plastic surgery is getting really expensive. UFO s, well, something has to be out there somewhere.. If they are here yet or know of us is anyone's guess. I 'm also a sci-fi fan, so hopefully if we get any "visitors" they'll be cool & maybe hot, if ya know what I mean. "Hey baby I'll show ya my planet if you'll show me yours...

Marilyn Manson or Blackie Lawless?
Depends. if I get to switch bank accounts with someone, than Marilyn Manson. Blackie Lawless looked pretty hot a few years back, but I don't know about now. Lots can change in 10 yrs.
 
What’s the worst thing you’ve done to someone? Did you get caught?
Hey, ya don't know? Well then, I'm not telling. Hah. Really, I'm a pretty good person. At least I think I am. I cheated on an ex, and yeah, eventually got caught. But oh well, shit happens. Ya live and learn.

What’s the largest thing you’ve ever killed?
Well, I drive about 30,000 miles a year so sooner or later your gonna kill something. So, maybe a squirrel, or something like that, No people yet. I also used to feed mice to my snake, does that count?

I betcha it counted to the mice. Name some non-bad ass things that you like.
Hmm, well I do have the obsession to spend a night in all 50 states and collect a shot glass from each one. I got most of the good ones …oh boy, can't wait for that thrilling night in Wyoming. I like flowers, especially if they are from someone special.** I like cats, too. I don’t have any pets now but someday…
Alright, already.
Ok, yer making me think too hard. Next.

Lady Frankenstein or Countess Bathory?
I really don't know the whole Bathory story , so…Lady F. That might be cool. Like, “I want her hair, her tits, her abs, her lips” ...make yourself the perfect package!

Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met? What happened?
I've met a lot of people from being at conventions, and most of them have been really cool.
If ya saw Bill Zebub's "Dirtbags", I finally got to meet someone I've wanted to for sometime*** and it was a blast! He was super cool. Me and Bill got to hang out at his place drink some wine, met his cats all very cool.

Did you ever have a stalker?
 Well, the was this crazy guy that met me at a bar I used to work at, and when I wouldn't return his e- mail or messages, he got a bunch of high-school kids to IM me and ask why I won't talk to him.

Ok, that counts. Did YOU ever stalk anybody?
No, I'm really too busy to stalk anyone, but who knows? When things slow down maybe it’d make a good hobby .Where did ya say you lived again?

Boston. But you’d have to get in line. What’s the big deal with Misty Mundae, anyway?
Who?****Well, I've heard of her, but that is it I know she works with Seduction Cinema a lot, but that's all I know of her. I did a few things with them years back, but I like playing vampires and all things evil, not the damn ‘girl next door’.

Does size matter?
No not really. Ya gotta have the total package. Who cares if yer sportin' 9inches, if yer out of shape and have 12 cents in yer pocket?

-Fin-
*Jersey-based “Filmmaker” Bob Gonzo is the auteur behind “Slave girls on Auction Block 1313”, among others.
**This is NOT an invitation for you to send Syn flowers. Unless it is.
***She either means Carnivore/Type O frontfiend Peter Steele, or the Hamburglar. I forgot to ask which one.
****Right answer!
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-Sleazegrinder
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