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“Took a long time/Just to get to
nowhere”
Although I certainly don’t remember flash metal ever going out of it’s way
to be all that exclusionary to anybody (‘cept for punk rockers, maybe), the
truth is, it was almost exclusively the domain of white males. While that is
not my fault or yours, that’s just the way it was, and I can pretty much
name all the black guys in heavy metal in the 80’s (or now, for that matter)
off the top of my head, and not miss any. Watch me. Sound Barrier,
The Dirty Ratz (who were on Motown, no less), Katon
from Hirax, the utterly bitchin’ Chicago filthmetal band Black
Death, all the dudes from Znowhite ‘cept for the white chick that
sang, my old roommate Troy, Slash, and Will Basse. And
the last two were both in the same band. That band? Black Sheep. Why
yes, it is a stupid name. But, ya know, so was White Sister.
Hollywood sleaze metal pioneers and terminal also-rans London were
well-known for bein’ ground zero for every bad flash metal band in
Hollywood, as various members went on to form Motley Crue,
Cinderella, and Spiders and Snakes, among others . Well, you
ain’t heard the half of it, brother, cuz Black Sheep was the breeding
ground for a buncha even worse bands. Besides Slash, who did
time with ‘em before they recorded, just about every mascara’d wonderboy on
the strip did some time with them, including guitarist Kurt James (Steeler,
Dr. Mastermind), drummer Randy Castillo (Ozzy), and
guitarist Mitch Perry (MSG, Talas, Steeler). The
only permanent member of the band was founder Basse, who sang, played
bass, and operated the revolving door. Their look was ‘tough glam’-
somewhere between LA street gang and gay bikers- and the sound was pure,
supersonic flash metal, fueled by rapid-fire, virtuoso guitar-shred and
bombastic, hook-filled choruses.
Black Sheep built up a rabid cult following in LA, but only released
one album, and never really broke through outside of city limits. Which is
kinda fucked up, really, cuz “Trouble in the Streets” is at least as
good as any of the other tattooed leatherboys prowling the Strip at the
time. Will’s KISS-influenced screech n’ growl sounds a lot like
Ron Keel on this record, and what with all the flashy guitar trills (or
whatever you call ‘em) from Paul Gilbert (who would later pussy out
completely in Mr. Big), “Trouble” sounds a lot like a
lost Steeler record, which maybe explains the problem. This world
still ain’t big enuff for two Keel’s, man. At any rate, “Trouble”
was a mostly rockin’ rekkid with only a couple serious offences. The
flash metal suicide-isms are both on the A-side, and they are corkers,
Jack. For one, their cover of “Stop in the Name of Love” may turn you
into a pillar of salt right where you stand, so be sure and skip over it, if
ya know what’s good for ya. Then there’s side one’s closer, the truly awful
“Day of the Kids”, a pseudo-religious power ballad that almost kills
Black Sheep dead. Dig:
“It’s the day of of the kids/Father bless them
Mothers teach them how to live
With faith you can hold your own/cause you see, we’re not alone”
First of all, I have no idea what any of that means ( I think it might be
about all the teen runaways in Hollywood back in the 80’s, who used to live
in cardboard boxes before they became porn stars or signed ill-fated
contracts with Kim Fowley, but that’s just a guess), but I can tell
you this- it sure the fuck ain’t rock n’ roll. Yikes. Amazingly,
Will snatches victory from the jaws of defeat as soon as you flip the
record over, and the high-wired sleaze metal of “Stick! (To My Guns)”
kicks in. Ok, it’s awkwardly titled, but it’s a lippy, pedal-to-the-metal
cock rock anthem, and when he says “You can leave if you wanna”, he
says it with all the confidence of a cat who knows said hussy really ain’t
gonna. The metal continues to flash like a blinding sun throughout the
b-side, and even if the lyrics start hemorrhaging all the rock power right
outta the grooves (“Love…warrior! There’s no need to fight/ there is truth
in the light!”), it’s still a pretty boss swagger-metal record. Best of all,
Basse’s production is pure 80’s excess, with gigantic, booming drums
and triple-stereo guitar slashings that sound like they’re gonna rip yr
skull off. But, you know, everybody kept splitting to join puffball
hairspray bands, so Black Sheep, Mach 1, imploded soon after “Trouble
in the Streets” hit the, uh…streets.
Not that Basse was all that worried about it. By then, he was already
running Willpower studios, a production studio/rehearsal space that housed
and recorded every gang o’ spandex tyrants in LA, from Bitch to
Guns n’ Roses. He’s still a successful studio engineer in LA, as well as
the founder of Rock for Recovery, a non-profit organization that
drags boozy, drugged-out ex-rock stars outta the gutter and tries cleaning
‘em up. Why? Dunno, but recent RFR benefit shows have boasted the
likes of Motorhead, Love/Hate, and whatever Tina Yothers’
band is. Oh, and in ’99, Basse re-formed Black Sheep, this
time with Drummer James Kottak (ex- Kingdom Come, scab battery
man for the Cult and the Scorps) and a couple new-fangled LA
hustlers. They released an EP, Sacrifice, in 2000 (Rockscool),
and are planning “to rock you well into the next millennium.” Plans are also
in the works to release a re-master of “Trouble in the Streets”, but
if Will pushes the faders any higher on this one, the speakers’ll
probably explode.
The official Will Basse/Black Sheep
website
-Sleazegrinder. Still in the streets.
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