LOVECRACKED! THE MOVIE (2006)
Directed by lots of people
Starring Elias, Lloyd Kaufman, Joanna Angels, lotsa beasties

Biff Juggernaut

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Famed and fabled horror icon HP Lovecraft is a notoriously difficult author to translate to screen, mostly because his stories involve world eating tentacle monsters, and that shit is expensive. And usually sorta goofy. Instinctively, filmmaking team Biff (The Voice Inside) Juggernaut knows this, so they just went balls out here, lovingly crafting (ahem) a mélange of goofball comedy skits, stark horror shorts, and pop culture junk, effectively creating a twisted world of HP-infected madness. The 'funny' bits involve a reporter (Elias, Voice Inside) walking around bothering people about HP Lovecraft, guerilla theater style. Said reporter's hijinks suture the other, somewhat disparate bits together. Is he actually funny? No, he's sort of a jackass, but an over-amped actor wandering the city streets asking random strangers about an obscure, long-dead writer is too absurd not to smile, at least a little. Elias's mugging is wrapped around a bunch of shorts, some horrific (the gooey "Bugboy", stop-motion creepfest "Remain") and some tongue-in-cheek ( a pretty funny jab at Lovecraft's bleak "The Outsider". Also included is a visit to Troma studios (which quickly degenerates into a Lloyd Kaufman snake-oil show, as he endlessly plugs his bullshit movies), and some R-rated clips from Lovecraft porn freakshow Re-Penetrator. Taken as a culture-jamming whole, it's an entertaining, low-budget romp through the comic-horror gutter, well worth a look if you've got any interest in the ironically humorless Lovecraft. _______________________________________________________

-Sleazegrinder

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