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“If he wasn’t such a sociopath, he probably would have been a great man.”
Man, I’ve been hearing that my whole life as well, Mr. Holmes,
so I know how you feel. This
fascinating documentary on the slime and crimes of “America’s First Serial
Killer”, the bowler-hat wearing, cookie duster sporting, 19th century
death-dandy HH Holmes, is no more lurid or exploitive than anything you’d
find on the History Channel, or A&E. In fact, it closely resembles a cable
TV doc, which is to director Borowski’s credit, as he was working with
just a sliver of your average television budget. But what it lacks in grue
and shock scenes, it more than makes up for in truly compelling
storytelling. Narrated in classic throaty Orson Welles-ian style by the
aristocratic sounding Tony Jay, this hour long descent into murder
and mayhem meticulously follows Mr. Holmes from his days as a put-upon
scamp in New Hampshire, where a childhood prank with a skeleton may have
sealed his fate as a grade A freak later in life, to his life as a medical
student in Michigan, where he learned the skills necessary to slice and
dice his way to infamy, and on through his actual life of crime. Oh, and
his death-by-crime, as well.
After college, Holmes moved to Chicago, where he scammed and possibly
murdered his way to owning his own drugstore. For there, he swindled and
stole enough seed money to construct a vast, city-block long “castle” that
housed room after secret room, where he could torture, gas, stab, dissect,
and boil away the bones of anyone foolish or unlucky enough to cross his
path. Later, he found an accomplice-of-sorts in the alcoholic schlub
Benjamin Pitezel, who helped with the
day-to-day business of screwing decent folks outta dough, leaving Holmes
to construct ever more complex installations of hell, as well as ever more
cockamamie swindles.
Murder is easy, but swindling takes actual talent, and Holmes eventually
snagged himself in his own web. There was kidnapping and child murder and
cross country chases, but ultimately, Holmes was brought to justice.
Maybe. Quite honestly, there are so many jaw-dropping twists and turns in
this story, that it’s almost impossible to summarize without giving away
some of the truly stunning revelations. So I’ll stop, because you really
do owe it to yourself to see this weird tale yourself.
Utilizing vintage photographs and newspaper headlines, as well as brief,
black and white reenactments (which are pretty convincing, save for the
hilarious, phony walrus mustaches on the detectives), Borowski paints a
very vivid and detailed portrait of the most deranged flim-flam man this
country has ever seen here. Classically constructed and carefully executed,
“HH Holmes” is a wild, and recommended, ride into pure evil. Don’t miss
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