Cannibal Maniac
Directed by Annette Martinez,Lou Garcia
Starring Chris Macedo, Lou Garcia
Warped Reality

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The title is a little on the redundant side, seeing as 99% of the time, cannibals are also maniacs. We can pretty much just make that assumption.

Questionable semantics aside, this is a brief but eventful short, stylishly shot in rough and tumble, hand-held, spam in a cabin style. It’s about some kid in the woods who opens an evil box, turns into the creature of the title, eats a dog, and fights the Joaquin Phoenix-looking kid who plays the local park ranger, maniac-fu style. There’s some splashings of gore, lotsa karate chops, an eardrum-shattering soundtrack (with songs by our pals, Italo-deathsleaze punks the Nerds, and the screamy Macakongs 2099), and some nifty optical effects. Of course, it looks more like a promo reel for the talented young production team at Warped Reality then a stand-alone short, but the dvd is beefed-up substantially with lots of music-related extras, including live footage and promo clips of the bands in the film, so what the hell. The whole package reminded me of DIY, shot-on-video rock-gore mish-mashes of the 80’s, like Charles Pinion’s skate-and-die epic Twisted Issues, and Hugh Gallagher’s death rock classick Goreotica. Same anything-goes vibe, same LOUD-ass soundtrack. It’s a fun little jolt, this one, like a slug of whiskey, or a donkeypunch. If yr a fan of manic, home-grown, rock n’ roll horror, than you’ll definitely wanna check Warped Reality out now, before they sell out and make Bride of Cannibal Maniac, or somethin’.

Park ranger, or punk rocker with gun?       Hardly matter in the end, does it?
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-Sleazegrinder

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