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Confessions of a Reform School Girl: A Conversation with Demi Marx |
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Demi took time from her busy shooting and promotional schedule to answer my retarded questions, and for that, I am very grateful. The Ultimate Degenerate: Demi Marx, you’re a major adult superstar, the lust object of countless drooling fans, and a soon-to-be major clothing designer. So indulge our boundless egos and tell Sleazegrinder.com what made you agree to an interview with us?
Demi Marx: Hahah...Well, I'm neither foolish nor naive enough to
believe that my personal hard work on my own has got me where I am. My
fans give me an amazing support system and regardless if I take a break
for any amount of time, they always welcome me back with open arms and I
can't be more thankful for them. Demi Marx was made because of their
continued support so I like to give back every chance I can on any level.
When it comes to interviews and press, it’s all about equal opportunity
for me. If you are willing to give me the time of day, I'm willing to give
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TUD: Tell us the main reason why you escaped Modesto, California. Demi Marx: I had reached a point where I couldn't get in any more trouble without spending serious jail time, I had dated all the bad boys and Modesto P.D. knew my name all too well. TUD: My favorite Demi Marx story is from Lukeford.com, in which you ask Paul Provenza what his mother thinks about him being in porn, and Luke tells you he’s a real actor. Your response is priceless: “We’re not real actors? Let’s see him put something in his butt.”
Demi Marx: Oohh man…
can I apologize to that dude again? I still don't know who he is though.
Also, I mean wtf? He was at Porn Star Karaoke. I didn't see Tom Cruise or
Oprah there… so how was I supposed to know he was mainstream? |
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TUD: So break a few myths about the porn star life for us. Or create some. Whatever you like. Demi Marx: As far as throwing out myths: most -- not all -- but most of us girls can actually count to 20, say our ABCs and walk while chewing gum at the same time. No, really though… surprisingly enough, we don't all come from sexually abusive backgrounds, we don't all have drugs issues and some of us are actually educated. TUD: My other favorite Demi Marx story is how your folks shipped you off to Catholic reform school, where you preceded to fuck most of your fellow inmates and seven altar boys. Is reform school at all like it seems in the movies? Cause if it is, it looks kinda hot.
Demi Marx: No! No!
No! This school was ridiculous, to say the least. Locked up like Fort
Knox, but worse. No TV. No talking, no makeup, no jeans, no radio or
newspaper. Anything that was considered “worldly,” TUD As for the seven altar boys at once story… really? It’s not that I don’t believe you, it’s just… seven altar boys? In the church? That’s amazing. |
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TUD Give us the low-down on your career at a clothing designer. Here is an excellent place to put in a plug for them.
Demi Marx: I
attended fashion design school briefly before I got into the industry.
Afterwards, I ended up dating a bro dude from SoCal that had a clothing
line (surprise, surprise) and I helped him start his line of women’s
clothing. I'd plug for him, but he hates my career, so I'm not pluggin’
his. For now, I've put down my pencils and decided to take on clothing
sponsors. I'm working with Malus
clothing, and
we're talking about doing some projects together in the future, but
nothing is secured just yet. |
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TUD: And you’ve just opened your web site. What evil delights can our innocent and virginal readers find there? Demi Marx: Right now, my website is a little bare. I'm working my ass off on getting things geared up for tour, so it’s been a matter of learning to multitask huge projects and trying to get content together for a number of different things, including the website. Right now, there is a free photo gallery up and tabs of information, my videography to date, my bio, and soon it will feature my tour dates and appearance schedule. Once I get on the road, it will feature a on the road diary of each appearance and then some flash regarding my new movie, Bad Habits. |
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TUD: Okay, super quiz time. First and foremost: Joan Jett or Lita Ford? Demi Marx: Joan Jett. TUD: Excellent. Motley Crue or Guns ‘N’ Roses? Demi Marx: Guns ‘N’ Roses, over and over and over again. TUD: Tits or ass? Demi Marx: Both… TUD: Would you rather lead a life of sin or a life of crime?
Demi Marx: I'm
better at my life of sin. I like it because you can sin and piss people
off about it and still not serve time for it. I leave the crime for my bad
boys. |
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TUD: What is the best way to settle a disagreement – roller derby or street fight? Demi Marx: Street fight with 'knucks. TUD: Cool. I think that means nunchucks. When they get around to making the Demi Marx biopic, what will the title be and who will play you? And most importantly, what will be the tag line on the poster? Demi Marx: Oh shit, I have no idea… honestly, I don't know if they could make a movie about my life. By the time they edited out all the graphic content, there wouldn't be anything left.. TUD: Since you went back to school to get your degree in psychology, can you give a “stay in school” shout-out to all the little cretins who read our site? Demi Marx: First, I'd like to clarify that I have an AA degree with an emphasis in psychology… not a doctorate. I'm only 23 and I've been in and out of the porn biz for four years. So that doesn't leave much time for a doctorate… hmm.. Dr. Demi Marx…that is fuckin hot though. BUT! With that said, school blows, but stick it out. There is just as many people — if not more – that want you to fail as there is that want you to make it. It's better to be intelligent and prepared than a wise ass with no direction to back up your mouth. |
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TUD: What is the worst tattoo you’ve ever seen? Demi Marx: My ex had a 3-legged samurai on his calf. It was an accident… but he is straight edge, so he has no excuse for being drunk. I wish I had a picture of it. TUD: If you had to eat one celebrity in order to stay alive, who would it be and why? Demi Marx: Angelina Jolie…do we really need to ask why? I'd eat her over and over and over and over. TUD: Demi, the Cramps once asked, “What’s inside a girl?” How do you respond to that? Demi Marx: The Golden Ticket. TUD: That might be our best response to date. When was the last time you snatched victory from the jaws of defeat? Demi Marx: When I got my fuckin’ senses back after boarding school... brainwash city. Population: way too many! TUD: Is there such a thing as too much, too often? Demi Marx: If you’re talking about the abuse of children or women, yes, of course. But sex, drugs, and rock and roll -- never. TUD: And lastly, how can our well-adjusted readers get in touch with you to send you the tributes you so richly deserve? Demi Marx: I love fan mail! So send it on! I love hate mail too! So, feel free to contact me at Demi@demimarx.comor at www.myspace.com/demimarxcom. Thanks again for the continued support! I love you all and appreciate it immensely! And to all of you that don't like it: FUCK OFF! G'day!
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-FIN- Photos: Michelle Star ____________________________________________________________________________________
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Clearly,
the fact that XXX actress Demi Marx has starred in such hardcore titles as
I Fucked My High School Teacher 8, Cameltoe Perversions,
Meat Pushin in the Seat Cushion and countless others is one of the
main reasons why we love her. But the California native is also a savvy
businesswoman in charge of her own web site (