BALL IN THE FAMILY:
Sleazegrinder VS. Kelly Madison
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Kelly Madison is a 30-something, 34-FFF blonde bombshell whose beauty and bounty outclasses and most certainly out-asses most of the ratty little teenage runaways populating the porn scenes these days.  Her cousin, celebrated starlet Janine Lindemulder, became the first sex star in the family and Kelly, ever the sexually inquisitive type, soon joined the family business.

In 1999 she was working at a graphic design company when she met Ryan, who she eventually married and started www.Kellymadison.com with. The sprawling website features video and photos of Kelly and some of her bountiful friends in a variety of awesome outfits doing a variety of awesome things. For a fee, Kelly might even take one of your pervy requests.  Most recently, Ryan and Kelly have expanded the empire and started producing a hardcore DVD series called “Porn Fidelity”, where the very lucky Ryan gets to share a tasty selection of young, ripe nubiles with Kelly. I know, that doesn’t sound like “fidelity” to me either, but just look at that fuckin’ rack, Jack, Kelly is obviously in possession of magical properties, and can redefine anything she wants. One thing’s for sure, if more women in their late thirties looked like Kelly Madison, then MILF hunting would be a bigger national pastime than baseball or wife beating or even cheeseburger eating.

Kelly took some time out of her busty…umm, I mean busy schedule to answer our dumb questions, and to pose in a Sleazegrinder t-shirt. We forgot to ask her if the t-shirt gets her laid a lot. We bet it does. __________________________________________________________________________________________

First of all, you're figure is amazing. Russ Meyer-esque, even. Which brings me to this important question Who'd win in a fight, you or Tura Satana (1966 version)?

Me, of course, I would beat her to a pulp with my massive mounds!

And…have you ever literally stopped traffic? I could see that happening.

I have, but I am not responsible, it is God’s fault!
I am so kidding. There is no way I am that full of myself.

So, I read about your early days trying to run a porn site. You mentioned in a few interviews that the girls who showed up weren't good looking enough, or were flakes. Any funny stories or memorable moments dealing with gnarly, weird chicks? Did any of the too-ugly girls go on to become too-ugly porn stars?

Goodness, I hope they didn’t go on. I’m sure they are escorting somewhere in Orange County. I was really nice to them and didn’t want to hurt their feelings so there was no drama to be had.

Did having a famous porn star cousin like Janine Lindemulder make your decision to take the plunge into the skinbiz any easier?

Well, the family was already up in the night about her career so I decided it wasn’t going to totally put them in a tailspin.

Did she give you good advice?

I never told her I was doing it until after my site was up and profitable.

Before you decided to try it yourself, what did you think of Janine's career choice?

I went a totally different way, I was much older when I started ,and I went the amateur route.

Thinking back, was there any indication when the two of you were playing in the backyard or wherever as kids, that you'd both end up fucking on film?

I hung out with the artsy crowd. I grew up in a very small beach town in Southern California. Everyone knew everyone. I was flat chested up until my Senior year. I developed really quick but I wasn’t anything popular. I was a bit of a nerd. I thought I was going on to be doctor, not a pornstar. Lucky for me it turned out how it did.
of the European bands? Don't they know we don't speak Sp

Why don't you think there are more 30-something porn stars? Do you think the industry isn't as accepting of 'em or something? Because I'm 36 years old, Kelly. 18 year olds look like children to me.

They look like kids to me too, sort of grosses me out. I see a lot of 30 year olds now. Hell, isn’t Jenna 30 yet?

At least. But the kids still rule the biz. Of course, maybe you'll change all that. Maybe MILFS are the new anal.

MILFS rule. They know what to do with a cock and they aren’t strung out on drugs!

Speaking of 30-something, some 80's related questions are in order.  Guns N' Roses or Motley Crue, and why?

Guns N’ Roses for sure, love the way that boy moves.

What's the first movie you went to where  just made out with some dude the whole time? My first make-out movie was Hellraiser, which seems pretty weird now.

Pretty in Pink.

Jordache or Sergio Valenti?

Jordache.

Excellent choice. So, your DVD series is called Porn Fidelity, but it's your husband Ryan who gets to bang chicks…that's really not 'fidelity' by definition, is it?

It’s Pornfidelity vs infidelity. Here is the Webster’s definition:

porn-fi-del-i-ty 1.unfaithfulness in marriage caused by the ac of wife bringing home ass for the husband; threesomes, orgies 2. Belief of person or persons that marriage is not monogamous, boring, repetitive, etc.

Ok, so you share pussy…name a few things that you refuse to share with one another.

Our computers! We hate when the other person gets on them. Everything else we share completely.

What's the least porn-starry activity you like to indulge in?

Shopping for ridiculously priced shoes and handbags in order to impress the outside world that porn has class.
You have no idea how many girls do that.

I am sure you have legions of slavering fans, at least a few of which are probably unhinged…have you gotten any weird gifts?

Quite honestly, I have to say that my fans are normal. I guess like attracts like. I get really nice gifts like shoes and lingerie and really cool dildos. I even received a flag that flew over Afghanistan from a Marine.

I better let you get some plugs in…what sites should we visit and what movies should we watch for the total Kelly Madison experience?

Free site that rocks : www.kellyfind.com. Let me tell you why, Kellyfind is an all-encompassing directory chock full of free content. Everything on there is free and the most important thing is that Kellyfind does all the searching and organization for you. For instance, you put in what kind of girl you like, hair, breast size, nationality, etc. and then chose what you like to see that kind of girl doing, glamour, solo, gang bangs or anal. Wa-la, up pops all the girls that fit that criteria with all the free photos and their model pages describing them in detail along with links to other places you can find more of that particular girl. No more do you have to search aimlessly and tirelessly through the World Wide Web ducking and weaving all the annoying pop-ups and pages that lead you nowhere but to penis enlargement. We also have a forum on kellyfind and as I mentioned, loads of free content.

For new releases and info go to my store and see the boxcovers and the write-ups.

Click Here For Kelly's Store!
Coming to your local sex shop soon will be:

April 1st New DVD’s: Porn Fidelity #4 coming out April 1st. Starring Penny Flame, Trinity, Friday, Michelle B, Mandy Bright

April 15th – Baby’s Mommas – All black cast

May 1st – “Old Enough to be their Mother” – Courtney Cox, etc. and other teen girls that I have no business touching.  

May 15th - Porn Fidelity #5 – Lisa Ann (yes, she’s back!), Davia & Lexi,  Sue Diamond, Jamie, and more.

Ok, one more question….Joan Jett or Lita Ford?

Joan Jett, I’m a sucker for tight black leather.

Perfect.

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