Eurotrash wannabes, take note: here are fourteen
slinky slabs of sleaze funk courtesy of France’s Montparnasse 2000
library, which provided music for movies, TV, and radio during the ‘60s
and ‘70s. Despite being one of the smaller music catalogues in the
country, Montparnasse 2000 managed to attract the cream of French
musicians, who dutifully delivered instrumental tracks brimming with
wah-wah guitar, honking brass and unstoppable backseat rhythms. Most of
the composers included here will be familiar only to dedicated vinyl and
soundtrack junkies, but you don’t need dusty fingers to appreciate what
they’re putting out. Gerard Levecque and Claude Romat’s “Call Me Africadelic” stalks through the high grass on a rubber-limbed bass line
and then comes in for the kill to the sound of stabbing horns and a
sinister jazz-funk drum shuffle. Eric Framond kicks off “Ghetto” with a
chorus of hand jive and a circular guitar lick, then slides into punchy,
almost martial brass. Maurice Vander’s “Grande Roque” and “Vision Pop” by
JJ Roberts and JM Guise float on a buzzy, E-fueled bed of organ that’s as
airy and empty-headed as the cool blonde you’ve always wanted on your arm
when you enter a casino. But then it’s back to the action, with Rene Costy
firing off hollow-point guitar stings on “Danger,” Jacky Giordano donning
black gloves to wring notes out of his Fairlight on “Don’t Be Cool,” and
the great Janko Nilovic closing the CD with a Satanic chorale that howls
over his thunderstorm of brass and strings on “Xenos Cosmos.”
Forget the retro cocktailers, and don’t bother
with the faux hipsters – this is the uncut Euro funk, mon ami. You need
the killer cool for your next late night crawl, you come here to get it.